noun (Maam-TEB) eternal bliss e.g. nirvana
the coolest thing ever...
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boy:hey, i was trying to find eternal bliss... can you help me out?
Jesus: yes, boy... i would suggest mamteb...
boy: gee, thanks!
Jesus: yes, boy... i would suggest mamteb...
boy: gee, thanks!
by Tara Klettke October 24, 2007
Get the mamteb mug.1) A necessary, completely spontaneous, and very short masturbation session required to maintain mental stability.
2) The antidote for the random public boner.
2) The antidote for the random public boner.
Ben excused himself politely from Christmas dinner with the in-laws, to perform some much needed mantenance.
Chris acted like he was peeing, when in fact he was performing some mantenance, from an unexpected boner at the ballet.
Chris acted like he was peeing, when in fact he was performing some mantenance, from an unexpected boner at the ballet.
by mantenance March 26, 2011
Get the mantenance mug.Filipino term for someone who is obnoxiously choosy, nit-picky, and disgusted at a particular object or such circumstances especially when criticizing and focusing to the not-so-important tiny details of which.
:"You know my friend Stewart, he is so maarte because he doesn't wash and wipe his ass when he takes a shit and instead he uses toilet paper. Ughh, gross!"
"Yeah that's why his ass smells all the time."
:"Babe, I like this wallet! It's elegant and it fits my style."
"Ah too cheap lah, can you find something more expensive lah this even not original."
"You know, that's it! I'm done with you being maarte!"
"Yeah that's why his ass smells all the time."
:"Babe, I like this wallet! It's elegant and it fits my style."
"Ah too cheap lah, can you find something more expensive lah this even not original."
"You know, that's it! I'm done with you being maarte!"
by make bb June 30, 2021
Get the maarte mug.the softest bisexual you know. most likely a skinny dyke and the cutest bean in the world. she may call your guinea pig ugly, but thats okay, because you know she is just jealous that she will never be as sexy as him. may be a whore but thats okay, we love everyone.. she will protect and fight for you and be an all round legend.
by crunchylover101 February 22, 2019
Get the marbear mug.Abbreviation for 'marketing technology'. All the software and tech-pased processes that are under the control of the marketing department. Analogous to 'marcom' as an abbreviation for 'marketing communications'.
I work in martec for GE.
by Scott Brinker March 20, 2008
Get the martec mug.A beautiful young girl with bright blue eyes. Her favorite color is blue and she loves to be adventurous. Marteen will always be there for her friends and is doing ok in school. Sometimes she lacks in common sense.
by Cotton thread January 4, 2017
Get the Marteen mug.Person 1: Hey bud what happened to you last night?
Person 2: I met this amazing guy and we went back to his place and had Mantercourse.
Person 2: I met this amazing guy and we went back to his place and had Mantercourse.
by JBordo24 October 22, 2010
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