Karen: “hey Susan I’m going to have to Postpone Malone our lunch date”
Susan: “omg Karen what happened are you ok?”
Karen: “No, I accidentally updated to the new Snapchat update and I can’t handle it. I’m falling apart”
Susan: “wow I completely understand. I’m so sorry. Feel better.”
Susan: “omg Karen what happened are you ok?”
Karen: “No, I accidentally updated to the new Snapchat update and I can’t handle it. I’m falling apart”
Susan: “wow I completely understand. I’m so sorry. Feel better.”
by EllaElla May 5, 2018
Get the Postpone Malone mug.Person A: Hey man, I think you spilled glue all over the kitchen floor during arts and crafts night.
Person B: Dude, it wasn't arts and crafts night....and that's not glue. Don't go crab walking in there unless you want to get pregmant.
Person A: Oh snap! Too late. I better get myself to manned parenthood.
Person B: Dude, it wasn't arts and crafts night....and that's not glue. Don't go crab walking in there unless you want to get pregmant.
Person A: Oh snap! Too late. I better get myself to manned parenthood.
by the teej April 28, 2009
Get the manned parenthood mug.a person that thinks everything he/she sees on a store mannequin is good looking and will look the same on them.
C: My God did you see the pants Dot had on today, the are terrible.
R: She seen them at H&M and thought she had THAT body.
C: She is such a mannequin ho
R: She seen them at H&M and thought she had THAT body.
C: She is such a mannequin ho
by 10lulu10 February 25, 2011
Get the Mannequin ho mug.Noun. A mannet is an honor given for a manly deed.
Though a Woman can achieve a mannet, but they are typically reserved for male use.
You can't buy a mannet, you can only earn them.
It is possible to obtain more than one mannet.
The plural form of mannet, is mannets.
Though a Woman can achieve a mannet, but they are typically reserved for male use.
You can't buy a mannet, you can only earn them.
It is possible to obtain more than one mannet.
The plural form of mannet, is mannets.
by The Radical Prince April 4, 2011
Get the Mannet mug.A gig/party/any get together with music where no one in the crowd moves to the music, they just stand there taking photos of the band to pit on their blog because they're "to cool to dance".
The type of people who walk round northern quarter in Manchester,buy toms to save orphans and are vegans.
Guy 1: should we go see the drums next week at academy 3?
Guy 2: I would but most of the fans are fucking hipsters, it'll be a mannequin party in there1
Guy 1: should we go see the drums next week at academy 3?
Guy 2: I would but most of the fans are fucking hipsters, it'll be a mannequin party in there1
by redronny July 10, 2012
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1. Performing perverse sexual acts of depravity on store mannequins with a heightened sense of arousal from being caught.
2. A form of exhibitionism.
3. Similar to Ellen DeGeneres' Dance Dare which involves dancing behind peoples backs, mannequink entails standing next to an unsuspecting shopper and waiting for them to turn around. When they do, you vigorously grope and make out with the mannequin next to them for 5 seconds, then turn around like nothing happened before they notice.
1. Performing perverse sexual acts of depravity on store mannequins with a heightened sense of arousal from being caught.
2. A form of exhibitionism.
3. Similar to Ellen DeGeneres' Dance Dare which involves dancing behind peoples backs, mannequink entails standing next to an unsuspecting shopper and waiting for them to turn around. When they do, you vigorously grope and make out with the mannequin next to them for 5 seconds, then turn around like nothing happened before they notice.
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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