jack manifolds hair

jack has no hair not one fucking bit that man is balder than fucking queen lizzy oi oi. hes balder than my dad and his little mates (they are bald)

“have u seen jack manifold gurtrude”
“yes edwardton”
“opinions on jack manifolds hair”
“he has none LOL”
“manibald”
“oi edwardton we better get to pe we will be late innit”
“gurtrude imma skip i hate fucking pe whoever made pe can go fuck themselves fuck them little shit-bitch”
“agreed”

by homify / pissify April 28, 2022

rusty mandolin

Similar to the Rusty Trombone but , in this case a woman is getting her ass eaten from behind while the eater reaches around and fondles her “mandolin”

Chad why your breath smell like ass?
Bruh I gave this chick a rusty mandolin last night, she needed to wash that ass!

by Dick Fitzwell70 July 21, 2022

Missouri Manhole

When a women clamps a man’s asshole open and pours his own seman down it until it’s full

“Yeah bro my girl pulled a Missouri Manhole on me last night”

by Gabe Upsecks December 1, 2022

cacastic maniliosity

A rare condition marked by excessive confidence paired with a complete absence of common sense.
Symptoms include loud opinions, bold stupidity, and a misplaced sense of genius.

“He walked into the meeting late and called himself the next Steve Jobs. Pure cacastic maniliosity.”

“That’s not confidence, that’s cacastic maniliosity.”

by texas_skeet June 16, 2025

Manhattan Manhole

When a chick is eating your ass from the back and you fart her tongue out your asshole.

April was eating Donatello’s ass from the back and she was served a manhattan manhole.

by Ezzel85 October 17, 2025

send someone to Manila with a bag of drugs

sentence someone to death, ban someone or put a person in a big trouble
Manila is a capital of Philippines, a country known for their drug issues. The president of it, Rodrigo Duterte, stated that he will kill everyone who has drugs.

(on a Discord server)
user: Hey, if I will post this drawing on a server, will you send me to Manila with a bag of drugs?

(in school)
Student: the only way to change his attitude is sending him to Manila with a bag of drugs. would be nice to see this.

the only way to check how fast they will react is to send someone to Manila with a bag of drugs

by bibarelot December 6, 2018

Mermaid in a Manhole

when a Chad goes to a girls High school sporting event and gets lucky at the event

Scott went to the girls volleyball game left Suzy under the bleachers like a mermaid in a manhole

by bloodmon October 13, 2021