Magic Cylinder

When you're having sex with your girl, but, right before you blow your load on her face, she catches it in a cup and splashes it in your face.

I broke up with my ex when she surprised me with a magic cylinder.

by TDG SN June 7, 2019

Magic Mines

This Minecraft series was set to be one of the greatest series ever on YouTube. Until the creator went mad and started collecting Pokémon cards. Legend says the magic mines drove him to insanity.

Sorry babe I can’t have sex right now. I’m too busy watching my favorite Minecraft series Magic Mines.

by Bigpapa96 May 11, 2021

Magic Angle

That very special angle that bulk chicks exploit on myspace/facebook to make their tits look bigger than they actually are, by leaning over to expose them. It has been calculated to be approximately 38 degrees elevation.

Jake: Woah man, did u see the tits on that chick? I'm gonna have to hit that up.

John: Nah man....she's just employing the magic angle, don't waste ur time....

by the_mathematician November 10, 2009

Magical Dolphins

A game popular in small towns, usually played in boredom. Played by talking about a topic for a minute without changing subjects or talking about magic or dolphins; the topics are Harry Potter, Seaworld, Twilight, and tuna.

Jessie and Meg played "Magical Dolphins" in their boredom.

by ladida17 June 14, 2010

Magical Pony

Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.

They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.

Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!

Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There's a Magical Pony right on his tail!

by Captain Shenanigans March 8, 2010

Kent Magic

Artisan PHP crafted over the weekend in Wabash County Indiana

When the OSS community does or doesn't have a solution to the problem Kent Magic to the rescue!

by chubbssolutions December 9, 2022

The Magic Cock

Another Word for a big cock that magically fucks everyone you become in contact with.

Friend: Bro who did you talk to today
You: Your Mum

Friend: Nooooo Bro what the fuck

Mom: Im getting fucked by a big invisble cock, i wasn't readyyyyy
The Magic Cock

by P1rateM0ve December 5, 2018