Cum Machine

(Noun) A person that ejaculates all day long.

“Josh. Get out of the bloody restroom you fucking cum machine, I need to take a shit you little wanker.”

by TheOnlyWikipedia July 31, 2021

imbecile machine

an overly-lifted truck, often containing obnoxious, sexist decals, used to compensate for the driver's shortcomings.

that dude parked his imbecile machine in the middle of the parking lot at the donut shop

by MoronicArts February 12, 2023

netflix machine

A cheap console/streaming device used for the sole purpose of watching Netflix.

John: I wish I could watch Netflix in my room, but I’m not allowed to move the Xbox from downstairs

Todd: just go buy a wii, it’s a perfect Netflix machine

by matty b 69 May 3, 2018

Fatty Machine

Reference to all form of Vending Machine and other chocolate-dispensing memorabilia used by fatties

I'm going to the fatty machine to buy some chocolate

by meloveyoulongtimeitstrue November 8, 2010

bubble machine

Somebody who flouts the rules on household bubbling by forming multiple bubbles with whoever they want, whenever they want. They’ll often overuse the phrase “Your in my bubble” which actually means “let’s just keep our f***ing mouths shut, aye?”

That’s the 3rd visitor Sue’s had today... she’s a right bubble machine!

by Kate’s Bush January 30, 2021

Run Machine

Virat Kohli is popularly known as Run Machine of Cricket because he is known for making runs consistently everytime in every format. World hasn't seen any other player in the world having 50+ average in all the 3 formats. For his performance he has also got ICC Cricketer of Decade Award of 2010-20.

Run Machine Virat Kohli makes India win by hitting another fabulous ton.

by IamBoss9 January 15, 2021

Slut Machine

An overly flamboyant, or eccentric "whip and nae-nae".

Did you see Jason do the Slut Machine? I always knew he was gay.

by GreatOldOne September 8, 2023