A hook-up session in the a.m., following a drunken encounter the night before. Things have the potential to be somewhat serious, because is a sober act and not run on drunken hormones.
Girl #1: I think he really likes me. We bomo-ed last night, but after waking up we did the morning make-out!
Girl #2: Wow, this could actually lead to a real relationship!
Girl #2: Wow, this could actually lead to a real relationship!
by AznPrincess July 12, 2009
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"Fuck the hammer, I got something better than that (pulls out cock)"
"Fuck the hammer, I got something better than that (pulls out cock)"
by Elgin's finest September 3, 2011
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Get the Morning Congestion mug.1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery
2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy
2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy
Example 1:
Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!
Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?
Example 2:
Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.
Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?
Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!
Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?
Example 2:
Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.
Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?
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Get the morning wood mug.when someone posts a selfie to any social media in the morning, but puts on makeup and takes a shower before doing so. they then take the selfie and say whatever hipster crap they use. idiots actually believe that they just woke up so they fap to it.
stupid girl on social media: just woke up no kidding!!!! #beautiful #fabulous #nexttopmodel
socially awkward teen: woah ur so pretty! #fap2it
smart person: bet you got a shower and put on makeup before doing that "morning selfie" you #stupidbitch
socially awkward teen: woah ur so pretty! #fap2it
smart person: bet you got a shower and put on makeup before doing that "morning selfie" you #stupidbitch
by 40percentchicken January 27, 2015
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