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military inferiority complex (MIC)

an inferiority complex simular to short guy syndrome, but is found in military personal of any stature.
MIC is based on the fact that they belive that by joining the military they should be looked up to and respected, when realy they only joined because That is the only way they could pay for collage.
Man that doushbag has MIC bad.. he thinks that he is "bad" and a real "boss" just because he is in the army.

Just because White trash joins the army and develops military inferiority complex (MIC)dosnt mean that i am going to roll out the red carpet for him!
by asdferw August 5, 2006
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military police

Party ruiners of the military. Also frequently accidentally arrest the wrong person. They like to trick themselves into thinking they're infantry, but really they're just back-up in case the base gets attacked.
Shit, we weren't doing anything, the Military Police just charged in because they were called about a party, but they raided the wrong house.
by CaptainCumshot April 13, 2007
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Military Intelligence

The mother of all oxymorons. Also the excuse that Republican presidents use to perpetrate such "just wars" as the current war on Iraq.
"Military intelligence" tells us that whichever country next chooses to oppose the USA is deserving of supreme vengeance.
by Ophelia Desdemona May 1, 2005
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Militant Atheist

Christians kill abortion doctors and reject condom use, encouraging the spread of AIDS. Muslims fly planes into buildings. Atheists write books and ask for evidence. Who's militant again?
Joe BibleThumper: "Those militant atheists are out of control. now they say that teaching science from our ancient book of magic contradictions is somehow bad for our intelligence."
by ubz June 10, 2010
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military

Military is something that dedicated people join because they want to kill some dot-heads. Like me, i'm a sgt in the USMC.
"Lets join the military so we can put a bullet through Osama's head."
by Tyler Mace February 22, 2005
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MILBITA

Dude, she is a total MILBITA
by SGITR January 11, 2008
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militaru

Noun: a douche bag who sleeps around on his girlfriends and doesn't tell his sexual partners that he has an STD.
Her boyfriend pulled a militaru and now she's stuck with an STD and a cheating scumbag!
by BGFACTS January 11, 2010
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