milking table

A table with a hole on top which the male sticks his penis in while there is a female on the bottom pleasuring him in a variety of ways. Most commonly jerking and sucking.

I just bought my husband a milking table!

by Aggin and Aggin June 28, 2015

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milette

(v) To use a stand-up comedian's joke in casual conversation without acknowledging the originator.

Differs from a joke steal in that the stolen joke is not being performed in someone's performance or act, but is being used in conversation to make the joke thief appear funny or witty.

The new guy at work was telling a story, and I heard him milette Brian Regan.

I saw Jerry Seinfeld last night and miletted one of his stories today to impress my new friends.

by kevin_c March 6, 2009

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Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

A line from American Pie: The Wedding. It basically means "holy shit, I didn't expect this..."

Steve Stiffler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!

by Lemon Duck February 19, 2009

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Milo Kolb

Milo Kolb is known for Minecraft lets plays on YouTube. He also does ninja warrior in his free time

Milo Kolb taught me how to build an afk fish farm! His tutorials are so great

by A fan of Milo September 11, 2019

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Ass Milkshake

The product of having extreme hardcore anal sex with someone who has to take a shit. The feces are left mushy and loose often seeping from the anus in a soft milkshake-like form.

Miranda: Are you ok? You're walking a little funny.

Jennifer: Yeah. Billy Bob gave me an ass milkshake last night.

Miranda: OH SHIT!!

by Dr. Purple Cock February 5, 2014

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