mikey boyle

mikey-

the most amazing person you will ever meet, the guy bestfriend that you have dated before but broke up because it was awkward. you’ve had a few relationships in between but some how you keep falling for him over and over. he’s perfect, he plays sports and makes you happy-
get yourself a mikey!!

Person one; Omg You’re friends w mikey boyle, Lucky he’s so cool
Person Two; yeah i think i’m in love w him.

by softballcoolgirl546 January 15, 2019

Mikey

Bitch ass nigga that says you cap a lot

Yo Mikey stfu capper

by Fbjnccfgb February 5, 2020

Cycling Mikey

He is a person who goes around London and harasses the drivers in London who were using their phones whilst stationary in traffic. He also got abused by his wife which was probably the main reason for him to harass these drivers. Many of his victims include: Chris Eubank SR and other high profile celebrities.

Driver 1- "Omg Cycling Mikey is there"
*proceeds to ram him off the road and knock him over.*

by yeyeyyeyeyeyeykanyehrhf June 13, 2025

Mikey

That one asshole who is always going to borrow your pens but never returns them.

Me - Where the fuck did you put my pens?
Mikey - I forgot them at home. I'll bring them tomorrow

by @momsbasement March 1, 2019

Little Mikey

Jessie's boyfriend who has a small dick and gets very grumpy/horny when she calls him at 4 AM

Little Mikey gets mad when I say I am more dominant than him

by thatbitchinthecorner December 28, 2019

Mikey

The person who I love with my whole heart. I want to cuddle her forever and protect her from anything ever hurting her.

"Mikey sounds like a keeper"

by Lilith Lills January 14, 2024

Mikey

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Mikey is a 🐝

by Lucid444 December 31, 2020