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Midget Milk

The semen extracted from a midget's penises, commonly used in the making of Viagra
EWWWWW I got MIDGET MILK on me Again!
by Peachy_107 May 30, 2022
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midget cock

small guys with massive cocks
i fell in love after he gave me that midget cock.
by slutfor July 21, 2022
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Midget Minority

A midget minority is a dwarf that is also a minority, but most commonly a sec offender, and no one knows why
I see a midget minority over there!

You know that means that they are a sec offender right?

Wait, really?

No, not all of them, but most of them
by BuffaloNuggs August 30, 2022
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Midget Porn

You like child porn but don’t want to be arrested? Watch Midget porn.
by Graci3.a_ September 5, 2022
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Midget fury

One who shorter than 5,2ft and is not happy with they're height so they take all they're anger out on other people
Maddy is a midget fury she's wack
by Donald 6917 October 12, 2022
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midget shower

When a midget stands over top of you and squirts onto your face.
A little person was in the mood and gave me a midget shower.
by ThyBeanster January 29, 2023
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Midget cream

When a midget drops the soap when they are covered In god's soapy goodness and some pedophile mistakes them for a child In prison and uses them as a flesh light because they don't value midget's as real people. And therefore their pee pee sneezes and covers the midget In little fishes and the soap therefore making midget cream as It mixes with their insides.
Jeff: Why how was your phat old sex micky
Micky: why It was tasty as I has some good midget cream
Jeff: Oh why that's kinda fucked Micky
Micky: I am pedophile what do you expect numb nuts
Jeff: this Is why your wife left you
Micky: Do I look fat In these clothes?
by Garry Epstein March 19, 2023
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