Ronald McDonald 

Pedifile, one who loves winkies

Ronald: Hi pedifile sue
sue bellanger hi ronald look its howard stern
howard stern i have child porn!
pedifiles yay

Ronald McDonald by Nick Bellanger December 8, 2003

Ronald McDonald 

a Ronald McDonald is when a guy eats a girl out on her period and gets a blood all around his mouth

Like Ronald McDonalds beard but blood

Ronald McDonald by I beat you April 23, 2007

McDonalds 

a place where they siphon the toilets directly to the... uhh... "chocolate milkshakes"

a place where they clean up dried cum and use them for french fries

a place for freaks with red hair, noses and white faces

a place where sausages REALLY ARE pig and/or rat intestines

damn that's some really fuckin good McDonald's! wanna go add sumthin to their milkshakes?

McDonalds by Dj Masta Cheez September 26, 2004

mcdonalds 

Plastic shaped to resemble food. With chemically produced smell and "taste". Despite there latest move into salad, they are still the crappiest "restaurant" in the known world. People only eat there, when they a) Can't cook, b) Are stupid, c) Are broke, d) All above. Therefore...

Shit, I had to have F***ing McD's for lunch...

Excuse me sir, how does one clog ones arteries in the shortest period of time?

mcdonalds by leichenhalle August 29, 2003

McDonalds 

A corpse that has been made into a burger. The fries are from there penis.
The buns are there asscheeks and the
blood is ketchup.

McDonalds by My name? July 26, 2003

McDonalds' Hat

An empty wallet. Having no money. Often used when gambling or to describe a big loss.

Ed: Let's go play some blackjack...

John: I can't dude, I've got a McDonalds' hat after that last video poker session.

McDonalds' Hat by dillpixel February 20, 2010

McDonalds Friday 

McDonalds friday is the day on which students have 3 hours between lessons with nothing to do, so they take a trip to McDonalds. A trip to Tescos usually follows and while at tescos there is a possibility of being kicked out after certain games are played.

"Hey man, you coming McDonalds tomorrow?"

"I dunno, I don't have enough money"

"But it's McDonalds friday!!"

"Oh then I'll come!"

What day is it tomorrow? MCDONALDS FRIDAY!!!

McDonalds Friday by Tictacman2k11 January 25, 2011