A Mary Kate is a keeper. She will eat all of your food but you well still love her because how big her ass is. She is so sexy and good in bed. Men tend to love Mary Kates. She has a bad side though. She well frecking kill you if you insult her. You better run if she's on a bad mood. She's not mean but she is still very hardcore. Usually Mary Kates pretend to like some people but she hates your guts. If you break a Mary Kates heart she will breck your neck. She is beautiful, hot and funny. Everyone is jealous of Mary Kate because of that.
girl: I wanna be Mary Kate
guy: I wanna be near her
girl: her ass is bigger than my house
guy: bad ass
girl: hardcore af
girl: and hot af
guy: hell yah
God: I created Mary Kate well
guy: I wanna be near her
girl: her ass is bigger than my house
guy: bad ass
girl: hardcore af
girl: and hot af
guy: hell yah
God: I created Mary Kate well
by birdsaresexyaf May 15, 2017
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And then take that finger off of that hole,
Plug it, unplug it,
Don't straaaain, I love you Mary Jane,
She never complains, when I hit Mary,
With that flame, I light up the cherry,
She's so good to me, when I pack a fresh bowl I clean the
screen,"
-Cypress Hill; Hits from the Bong; Black Sunday
And then take that finger off of that hole,
Plug it, unplug it,
Don't straaaain, I love you Mary Jane,
She never complains, when I hit Mary,
With that flame, I light up the cherry,
She's so good to me, when I pack a fresh bowl I clean the
screen,"
-Cypress Hill; Hits from the Bong; Black Sunday
by azrael March 23, 2005
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"Yeah, she's a Mary Janey! Tip her extra and she'll squirt you some tit milk!."
"Yeah, she's a Mary Janey! Tip her extra and she'll squirt you some tit milk!."
by KillerMongaloid August 24, 2017
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Get the mary john mug.Mary Margaret is a thoughtful and reserved girl who likes to stay on the outside of the group. She can be your most loyal friend but if you cross her you'll meet the spawn of the devil.
Everyone needs a Mary Margaret. A person you can trust with your heart. Guys gravitate towards her. She is old fashioned and will not chase guys. Supposedly good in bed but easily disappointed.
Considered gorgeous by everyone, guys love Mary Margaret's, girls are jealous of them. smile alot and know how to make other people smile around them. generous and kind. natural leaders and is quick to decide on matters. their first initive is always right. Mary Margarets are bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything. someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. people enjoy being in their company because of the excitement that radiate. yet she is often talked about, this is only the green eyed monster.
Everyone needs a Mary Margaret. A person you can trust with your heart. Guys gravitate towards her. She is old fashioned and will not chase guys. Supposedly good in bed but easily disappointed.
Considered gorgeous by everyone, guys love Mary Margaret's, girls are jealous of them. smile alot and know how to make other people smile around them. generous and kind. natural leaders and is quick to decide on matters. their first initive is always right. Mary Margarets are bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything. someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. people enjoy being in their company because of the excitement that radiate. yet she is often talked about, this is only the green eyed monster.
by OkayBusatsys June 1, 2018
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by usedd;)) January 24, 2019
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Guy 1: Bro, my dick hurts so bad.
Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?
Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.
Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?
Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.
by djmagicb2002 January 28, 2020
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