still 3 p.m.

a time when a person is bored to death and they check the time every two seconds.

"I'm so bored! It's still 3 p.m."

by A Girl Who Is Awesome November 30, 2013

M.V.P

Most Valuable Prick- a person who is such a prick they deserve an M.V.P

(Jeff) HEY bill did you see that new guy from work today?? (Bill) ohh my god yea he is an ass. (Jeff) yea he is an M.V.P

by squareseb October 27, 2009

M.E.P.S

Multiple Eating Personality Syndrome

MG wanted tacos but then again he craved for some American chop suey.. MG has a severe case of M.E.P.S.

by MG kid July 27, 2005

M.O.M.A.P.

(verb)--man on man anal penetration

Dude, i think that guy is eyeing you. He's gonna give you M.O.M.A.P. all night long. FASHO!!!

-or-

Me: Bro, are you really goin to an all guys school (ex. Bellarmine)??

Friend: Yeah man of course!!!

Me: What the FUCK?? You dumbass bitch your gonna get MOMAP up your fuckin ass all day and night you gay ass son of a bitch!

by Johnny*Rockitt/Lanham 'n' Eggs August 15, 2008

P&M

Pornography and Masturbation

Bishop: So, what are you struggling with?

Richard: P&M

Bishop: We'll work through this

by DeGingaNinja April 17, 2017

H.P.M.S.

Henry's premenstrual syndrome

Dude, you were being a real bitch, like H.P.M.S. style bitch.

by Nick Scott October 13, 2006

p.m.w.j.

quite simply - Pre Mature Weiner Juice

"oh man, that bity was so fly I've got p.m.w.j. drippin down my leg!"

by tom hanal March 17, 2005