I'm literally a communist 

Said by a pro-communist journalist in the UK called Ash Sarkar in response to Piers Morgan suggesting she was a fan of Obama.

Used later by her and her mindless incel fans, applauding her in unison like mindless sheep and denying Holodomor was a genocide (see the other definition here from "Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories" for proof of that and their mindlessness), to suggest we should all give up our rights and freedoms for the dictatorship that communism would impose.

Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories: "I'm literally a communist! Just look at my name, I advocate sending people to the Soviet equivalent of concentration camps because I disagree with them!" yelled "Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories" before he was punched out by a sane person.

I'm literally a communist by Labour supporters eat dicks January 9, 2019

I'm not a psychopath

"I'm not psychopath" is what someone says after they just get done murdering someone after they've been accused.

Biden supporter kills Catholic: "I'M NOT A PSYCHOPATH!"

Woman has an abortion: "I'M NOT A PSYCHOPATH!"

I'm not a psychopath by Skyrim550 April 5, 2022

I'm up against a hard break 

When your wife, kids, or boss are arguing with you and you want to end it. Signaling the conversation is DEFINITELY OVER.
Used frequently by news anchors.

Wife: Baby, you know that trip I was talking about and the car I wanted, and the dinner party you said you would go to?

Husband: Sorry hon, I'm up against a hard break.

I'm up against a hard break by spudsNbuds February 22, 2011

I'm secretly a whale 

Another term for I'm secretly homosexual

I told Sam I'm secretly a whale

I'm secretly a whale by Seth K April 8, 2017

i'm on a boat 

to be high off of marijuanna.

dude, i wish i was on a boat right now but i gotta get tested so i can work.

i'm on a boat right now and i can't stop eating!

i'm on a boat by gotjackson June 26, 2009

S.A.T.O.M.I. Syndrome 

A rare but real disease. Very severe in all cases that have been found by scientists. It is not contageous, but people nearby may feel a small sample of the symptoms. The diseased person's children may inherit the disease. So far, a cure has not been found. Each letter of S.A.T.O.M.I. stands for a symptom that all cases have. Below are the main symptoms that come with the disease. Other minor symptoms may be found.

Stupidity (may vary from person to person)

Aging (body ages about three times faster than the actual age)

Terrifying (unattractive to the extreme)

Obesity (varies in body fat from person to person)

Mental-retardation (may actually have autism; a degrading of mental capacity is imminent)

Intolerance (to any degree of pain)

If at any time, you see or know anyone with the disease, all you can do is feel sorry for them.

I feel sorrow for anyone who has S.A.T.O.M.I. Syndrome.

S.A.T.O.M.I. Syndrome by President Jack Bauer October 31, 2014

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself 

Phrase said by Mariah Lolo.

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself - Mariah lolo.

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself by thecharacterwannie July 3, 2022