Love locket

A love locket is a vagina. It is called this because it should be LOCKed until two people fall in love and can cum together as one. Plus, the two people are facing each other when they do it, kinda like they would when the locket is closed, so it makes a lot of sense.

Guy: Hey, can I enter your love locket?
Girl: Yes of course because I love you!
Guy: Suuuuuhweeet! <3

by IshmaleDG March 14, 2014

Combo-locked

Getting hit often enough that the hit stun doesn't allow you to move while you are stuck in a combo.

"Avoid his attacks! Don't just sit there!"
"I can't! I'm combo-locked!"

by hailthemotherland March 6, 2015

Mississippi meat locker

When you are preforming anal play, you slowly pull out and then proceed to put at hook up her anus. When she asks you what you are doing while in agony, you then take a chain and attach it to the hook. You then proceed to lift the chain up and put it on the ceiling fan, creating the illusion that she is hanging like meat in a meat locker.

Me: how do I impress her I don’t have a big one, and I am a virgin!
Him: give her a Mississippi meat locker.

by Snubbish December 11, 2017

African Meat Locker

Shitting in your hands, squeezing it, and using it to jack off.

Oh, and I heard jack and Johnny were African meat lockering together in their apartment.

by Jholder45th June 6, 2020

locked and loaded and good to go

A slang term to describe the pleasurable moment when you realise you've scored and you'll shortly be on your way home with a chick for a bit of action!

As Dave left the bar with his girlfriend, his mates asked where he was going. He simply said "I'm locked and loaded, and good to go!"

by DC July 13, 2004

[pull a leckie]

To flop out your penis at any point while being around a member of the opposite sex, in a poor attempt to make advances on them in the hopes of hooking up. More effective if done while alone in a car with the opposite sex. Most un-smooth move a guy can possibly make on a girl.

"He was trying to pick her up, so he decided he'd pull a leckie on her, only to see her get out of the car as quickly as she could."

by g-dizz January 30, 2009

locker room shopping

The act of searching around a locker room for gym clothes when you forget yours.

Oh Crap! Todays gym day? I need to do some locker room shopping.

by LSI December 26, 2007