Lila (pronounced Lilla)

Lila is the girl who will always be honest. Not only does she suck at lying, but she would never steer wrong.

Lila Is also “the mom” of the group. She’ll always have a spare tums or aspirin when you most need it. And will always make sure you’re safe.

More than anything, she’s always down for a rant about your day, or she’ll help you make an important decision about boys/friends etc.

you can always count on Lila to be there for you. Lila is your bff forever

Lila (pronounced Lilla), do you have hand sanitizer?

by BroccoliMagic December 27, 2019

Lila's cock (9 inches)

This giant biological marvel baffles scientists worldwide to this day. She is like 5% horse and has about 10% of the world's cock mass. this exceptional specimen has been under research since 1902, when lila's descendants first discovered the prophecy of lila's descent. the horse god in human disguise, a cock that rivals that of a sperm whale. it is hard not to look at her absolute unit of a cock, it is so big that it generates it's own gravitational pull. try not to look directly at it or else there is a high chance of getting blinded. no mortal is capable of looking at it without facing the consequences. to mere mortals, the cock may look as bright as 1000000000 suns. #9inchcock

Lila's cock (9 inches) is scaring the children !
put your MASSIVE cock away!!

by Not Syun September 16, 2022

Leftover Lisa

a girl or woman who cannot get a date no matter how hard she tries. Many of these individuals are nice, clean, caring people who just don't have the looks, money or popularity to find a partner.

Nancy is a pediatric nurse who makes $25 an hour, but cannot find a date. But while she is a kind, caring, talented, giving person who anyone would be happy to know, she is also 5'2 and 300 lbs, rendering her a Leftover Lisa, as men generally do not see past her size.

by Laiho's Eyeliner September 29, 2008

Shut up Lisa; nobody likes you.

Friendly trash talk when your friend or co-worker talks too much during meetings or trainings. Can also be used to lighten the mood when an especially annoying person monopolize's everyone's time with negative comments and useless questions.

Shut up Lisa; nobody likes you.

by Off with her head! October 3, 2016

Lisa

The name of a girl who is very pretty and is so lovable that boys fall in love with her instantly. An intelligent and sexy female with LUSCIOUS physical features. An extremely smart and sexy female with great hair and a great face. Nice, sweet and generous are words that go along with Lisa. She is funny and giving. Likes to have a good time. She is self confident and blessed with good genes. She just has it all; all other girls are extremely jealous of her. Loves chinese food and tattoos. Loves moths doing there own kamakaze suicide atempts into flames. Someone who has a great zest for life. Has an unprecedented sense of humor. She is the life and soul of a party, which makes her extremely sociable. Lisa has a very unpredictable lifestyle. Intelligent and very focused. Strong set of character, which makes her stands out from the rest. Never one who gives up. Extremely beautiful. Amazing lover.

I am so jealous you are dating Lisa.

Lisa is all that I have, and I'll never trade her for anything in the world.

by A #1 Lisa February 3, 2010

LISA

An acronym for Low IQ Selfie Addict.

Her idea of a good weekend is clicking at least 500 selfies. No wonder she's a LISA.

by Sushant June 26, 2018

Lisa

A trustworthy, great friend. Very hot and good looking. Boys are too scared to talk to her because they are worried what she will think of them. She is very funny and She Cares about others. Once you get to know her you will love her!!!

Guy: OMG! i spoke to Lisa today!
Other Guy: :O lucky you.

Guy: i know shes great. Made me laugh alot!
Other Guy: jealous:/

by amazing.. February 6, 2010