Ca-lana

(kuh-la-na)

A harsh slang about some one that sticks eatable objects in sexual arias or for sexual pleasers (example: watermelon gaping, using wiped cream, bananas, strawberries, etc......)

Dood I bet she is more loose than a hard core ca-lana

by jj101202 November 5, 2020

cootie-lana

the bubbles made from farting when your ass is soapy

i blew a cootie-lana in the shower

by funkblaster4000 July 21, 2006

Lana

beware of lanas. they might be scary stalker peoples that u should stay far far away from. but of course this is only when they are actually short, shaggy haired drug dealers that you annoyed and trying to get back at you. so beware. before they jump out from behind a door and rape you.

omg there goes a lana. HIDE!

by The PoEoRoSoOoN April 16, 2010

Lana

my bitch ass mom who wont let me play roblox past 8 pm also she is a michael

me1: i was about to get some roblox ass
me2: i know this is not fare

me1: its becose of my super bitch ass mom Lana

by Tal the sexy June 23, 2020

Lana

a common mame given to rats in the Maldives

person 1: oh my god man i've got a lana in my house

by Call1412 July 28, 2020

Dirty lana

Being sick into a pint glass while at an important ceremony and then being kicked out for coming weed

Ellie pull yourself together otherwise you will pull a dirty Lana and we will call your mum

by Slitheringsnake99 April 28, 2020

Lana

Lana is a Beautiful, Talented, Funny, Sarcastic, etc. Type of girl. If u make Lana mad u might as well just say your Last words to everyone B4 she can get to u. Lana is This amazing Puerto Rican girl that was Born in Brooklyn, NY so shes got that Latino fire in her. Im telling u if u ever meet the one and only Lana Parrilla then I bet your gonna go crazy.

Guy #1 DAMNN! Have u sen Lana today
Guy#2 Yea she FINE
Guy#3 Shes WAYYYY PAST FINNEEE!!!!!!!

by _Ms.EvilRegal_ August 15, 2017