laying a turnip

When one is in a state in wich he creates a large anal excroitation which takes the shape of a vegatable often known as the turnip,

there seems to be a vegatable spraying/oosing out of my anus, i seem to be LAYING A TURNIP

by david somerville June 20, 2007

O-Lay

-A greeting used by friends in meeting up or upon sharing booze.

-A band that recently started out in London, Ontario (known as O-Lay).

- Walking into a room you would say O-Lay and upon saying cheers with beer!

- The band O-lay can be found when you go onto MySpace. www.myspace.com/thebandolay

by Rockin_sioux January 27, 2007

Lay a gasser

To fart, cut the cheese, let one rip, etc.

Dang! Did you just lay a gasser, man? That stinks!

by ichmagtanzen May 3, 2006

laying pipe

the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey

who laid pipe last night? i laid pipe last night

by mikesull November 6, 2002

lay in the cut

Additional info: probably in reference to relaxing in a Cutlass Supreme automobile.

"Hey Putney, where you been?"

"Laying in the cut."

- Putney Swope

by Fog Hanson April 5, 2005

Frito Lay

Having sex with someone fat...and obviously eats alot of chips.

Remeber that fat chick, Cindy? Well, we went out last night and I totally got a Frito Lay.

by Dregs McLiken May 12, 2009

lay pipe

Refers to the act of pooping, specifically a turd that makes contact with the bowl from back to front - similar to the action of laying sewer pipe.

"I hadn't shit in three days so I really needed to lay pipe."

by Jack December 23, 2004