rusty lapper

When you get a lap dance from a stripper who doesn't wipe properly.

I wish I would've paid attention where she came from, because that stripper just gave me a rusty lapper.

by The dark canuck88 August 10, 2017

Straddle lapper

A lesbian.

She is known to be a straddle lapper or a pussy eater. (Cunnilingus between two women).

by Lundl January 9, 2019

Root lapper

One who enjoys the act of sucking and slurping another's cock, and the practice of licking the penis shaft to the scrotum, and finishing by lapping Deez Nuts.

My current girlfriend is the best root lapper I've shafted.

by Panty Muncher58 September 26, 2021

Lippy Lapper Snipper Snapper

An insult to say to someone.

Someone: You Lippy Lapper Snipper Snapper
Someone else: tf does that mean?

by Mr Dad Fugger January 17, 2024

CAT BUTT RUT LAPPER

ANALINGUS and RECTALINGUS.

On the YEAR OF THE CAT I heard this CAT BUTT RUT LAPPER really went to TOWN and got into some DEEP SHIT STEW eventually as some indiscriminately.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 2, 2021

leppertlaw

Describing or referring to a set of systems or beliefs in which one (person) feels they are able to do whatever they desire, irrespective of normally accepted laws, rules, and guidelines.

That is fine, under 'leppertlaw'

by anotheronewhogotduped June 12, 2007

Laptezzy

It means Laptop

You just got a new laptezzy from best buy

by championthree August 20, 2009