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Lauren

No one likes her. Seriously, no one at all.

Ever.
Person 1: Hey, is that Lauren over there?

Person 2: Who cares, it's not like anyone likes her.

Person 1: True. No one likes Lauren.
by Nathanananananana. October 30, 2011
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Lauren

A real piece of shit. Just the worst. No redeeming qualities.
She’s a real Lauren. Don’t waste your time. Swipe left.
by Rainford Pickens November 23, 2021
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Lauren

She is a decent looking girl who is pretty thicc, but she is a hoe. If you aren’t careful she will cheat on you if you don’t please her enough.
Guy 1: Dude I’m dating a Lauren!
Guy 2: You better watch your back with that cheating ass hoe.
Guy 1: What do you mean?
Guy 2: If you don’t give her dick every night she gonna leave you.
by Big Dick Keyonte September 7, 2019
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Lauren

The most prettiest girl on the planet. Drop dead gorgeous. Had an amazing laugh sometimes when she laughs it’s funnier then the joke itself, Lauren is a person that uses the word gay a lot and likes random ass t shirts. She also steals her boy friends juul. She is sweet and loves animals. Laurens are really smart they can be dumb asses as well.
Wow.. Lauren is a two knuckler.
by LKB February 12, 2019
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Lauren

A Lauren is one of those people that is strong physically and mentally, she takes a while to trust someone but when she does she holds them close and doesn’t let go. She is beautiful inside and out and is very confident and not shy unless she wants to be. She is violent in the sense that she will fight for her freedom and dreams, and is really foregoing and generally just an amazing person. Lauren is that person that makes a haunted mansion your dream home, or pitch black night the brightest summer day. She is the person you want to keep close either as a friend or partner. She is loving and caring but won’t take crap. She is durable mentally however when triggered commits geneside.
Idk how to use it. It’s pretty self explanatory tho. I mean a Lauren’s a Lauren y’know?
by rmc146 June 2, 2021
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Lauren

A beautiful girl who deserves all the love in the world, but is mean as hell and 'hates" you.
Lauren is fine as fuck, but she is so mean bruh.
by jclark11 May 31, 2020
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Lauren

Lauren is probably one of the kindest girls you will ever meet. DO NOT let her go. She is a once in a lifetime package, and if you let her go, say bye-bye, because her ship has sailed, and won't ever return. She is the most beautiful girl you will meet and is all the boy's crush, but she is immune to it, and only likes the boys (or girls, or non-binary's, or trans kids etc.) who show true compassion and care for her, not just some silly fling that lasts a week. She is the type of friend that will hope in a full bathtub with u with clothes on if u are crying in there. Lauren will stay with u through thick and thin, expects u to do the same because one of her life mottos is 'Treat others how u want to be treated and that is DAMN RIGHT. Treat her with. compassion, respect and dignity, and she shall grant u with her love, care and appreciation for as long as u want. Don't betray Lauren, because she will come back with a vengeance. Lauren's fall in love quite fast, and it is by far one of the deepest, passionate love ever. That's Lauren in a nutshell.
Wow, isn't that Lauren so perfect!
by Aurora Viola May 26, 2021
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