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Lamb Sauce

by Pialinist October 27, 2020
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Label

A label is the cotton thing inside an item of clothing they are usually 100% cotton however you may have some polyester ones. They make a good sound when you rub them together, so you should do that.
“Hey, have you got a label I want to listen to one?”
by Garry Masala March 2, 2021
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urinal labels

1. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal
2. dont start useless conversation unless you know each other
bob; 'that guy never keeps on the urinal labels, i feel a little unconfortable'
dylan; 'dude, i think you have a urinal stalker
by mrploertendoder June 17, 2010
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Prepping the Lamb

I can't come back to the party, I'm busy prepping the lamb.
by WillyDickCox April 11, 2015
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Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail

A term most commonly used amongst the sexually active elderly to describe a gentleman who’s pubic hair has gone white, long and untamed - completely hiding his penis, visually resembling the tail of a lamb. He gives his lady one pump in her front door and one pump in her back door (two shakes) before losing his erection and calling it a night. His lady is less than satisfied, but it’s better than nothing.
“Bernie, are you and Irene coming to bingo?”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”
by LambsTail May 2, 2018
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lambaste

1. to strike someone or something hard

2. to detest, to disparage strongly
I am going to lambaste that fucker.
by The Return of Light Joker January 12, 2008
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lamb of god

Lamb of God are quite possibly the finest metal (note I said metal, not some fucking technical sub-genre bullshit because for some reason every fuck who listens to metal wants to identify their bands as one fucking subgenre, fuck that, it's all metal, some is shit and some is good, deal with it. Fuckers.) band to appear on earth, ever.

They fuck shit up, fucking sick guitars, brutal drums, tearing bass and, of course, FUCKING SICK VOCALS.

Lamb of God practically hold the same status amongst people who appreciate real music as Jesus does amongst Christ-lovers.

Thus, dissing Lamb of God is essentially blasphemy against good music, and should most definitely be punished by a good whipping.

Fuck you if you don't like Lamb of God, I hope you end up with a garotte around your neck, struggling to breathe as the pummeling brutality of Pariah forces itself into your pathetic mind.

You fucks.
Respectable, intelligent person: "I like Lamb of God, respect their talent, and enjoy the excellent and technically amazing music they produce."

Fuckhead: "Lam of godz r terriibl, tha gai cnt evn sng! He jzt, lyk, yelz? WTF?!"

Lynch mob of Lamb fans: *Lynches fuckhead.*
by AbsenceOfTheSacred April 30, 2009
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