Bringing a knife to a gunfight

1. The act of purposely or mistakenly bringing less than adequate weaponry to either a military conflict or a poorly organized hardcore show.

2. The process by which a cable router renews a DNS coordinate.

"Shit fool, that s.a. brought a knife to this gunfight, whereas I brought a gun. To this battle between guns primarily. If I were to rephrase this using the present participle, I would say that he is bringing a knife to a gunfight. What a dumbass."

"Abe Lincoln never brings knives to gunfights. That's pussy shit."

by Jedd robble April 8, 2006

knife box

A game in which the two participants volley a cardboard box back and forth using sharp knives. Object is to get as long of a volley as possible, while not stabbing or otherwise injuring opponent or self.

I nearly cut my roommate's finger off while playing knife box.

by K&G December 14, 2008

knaved

Dedicated to the service of as would a knave

It is Christ who came that they may have life knaved.

by Hercolena Oliver August 25, 2009

knaff

From knowledge beyond a generations people through favor and family. Or slang for north

I’m a Knaff type of nigga.

by Psalms50 July 29, 2018

Knife crime

Aiden Paul sweeney

Knife crime is coming,, u need to run

by Hmp warrior January 28, 2020

Bread Knifer

You do the biggest solid pooh in the known universe. usually dry with no use of paper, (or your partners face cloth), it is the need to cut it up with some tool, like a bread knife( partners toothbrush) to cut it in pieces in order to flush it

Should have seen the Bread knifer i had to let go.

pooh shit dump crap poop

by ConFest Pete September 11, 2011

cheese knife

When you're a larger guy with a smaller girl but you want to be the little spoon. She in turn becomes the cheese knife.

Gary- I know she's 5'6" but sometimes I like being little spoon.
John- so she cheese knifed you

by HogieBearra December 17, 2016