kidney polisher

to burst another mans ass deeply

damn them boys on clapham comman are pure kidney polishers....thats deep

by john hitchmough February 4, 2007

kidmercial

n: Commercials, generally produced by local retailers, that employ the children of the owners as spokespeople.

Someone: Hey, look, they got our mechanic's daughter Betty on TV!

Someone else: Oh, God...not another Kidmercial...well, as Kramer once said, "Move along, Betty".

by Jake Phelps November 4, 2007

Kidney Stealing

A term used to describe a person or situation that is suspiciously or downright creepy. In reference to organ harvesting.

Last night I passed out at some yuppie's place. Then, I woke up to his caressing embrace and somehow in his bed with Lindsay Lohan's "I Know Who Killed Me" playing on HBO. It was a major kidney stealing moment.

by Meek Warrior September 2, 2009

kinderwelt

children's world. From the German words kinder (children) and welt (world).

The kinderwelt is more pleasant that the adults' world.

by uttam maharjan August 6, 2010

Kinder surprise

When a group of guys all jizz into a bowl and then pour it into a girls vagina. When the baby is born they do a DNA test and whoever is the dad is the loser.

Boys, let's all get together and play kinder surprise with becky

by Tysonguy November 30, 2015

Kinder pingui

Similar to normal blowjob, however for classic version of Kinder Pingui receiver must be white. Dick is covered with shit, as well as l, there is shit stuck in urethra (looks like Kinder Pingui bar). Can happen after anal sex. Popular in Alabama.

"-Oh man, I've tried ass-to-mouth wih Cindy last night. She did it even when my dick was all in her shit. Some even stuck in my pee hole!
-Haha! Nice man! You gave her nice Kinder Pingui! She must loved it!"

by Grandol August 24, 2021

Parum Kidney Populus

Little people that live inside and feed off of human beings' kidneys. They create colonies and families and once all the kidneys have been used up and eaten, they move on to the next victim. Kidney stones are the byproduct of these little people's waste. Once you die they are excreted out of your body.

Martha Monroe was diagnosed with this debilitating condition in 1987. She went to her doctor complaining of pains in her kidneys. Both Martha and her doctor believed that it was just a kidney infection. Unfortunately she found out later that it actually was Parum Kidney Populus, a.k.a Little Kidney People.

by Kidney Master April 17, 2010