party karma

What you have to build up(through restraint and abstinence) before a big night to truly be 'off the hook". .

Conversely, what you have spent too much of if you wake up from a bender feeling guilty and depressed saying you will never drink/party/indulge again.

Kai: My b-day is gonna be so smack, I haven't been out past 9:00 in over a month!

Jesse: Daaamn son, you been building up some serious party karma.

by yogadude January 22, 2011

Staple Karma

When your trying to fire staples at someone and the stapler shuts on your own hand.

Colin "Dude that's what you get for trying to fire staples at me"

Emily "That's total staple karma"

by eflahe/cgresh June 16, 2011

Instant-Karma Text

When you accidentally send a text bitching about someone to the person you are bitching about.

Instant-Karma Text: "Tracy is such a fucking bitch. Have you seen her hair? She looks like a total skank."

*Sending to Tracy*

Me: " OH MY GOD FUCK NO, REVERSE! REVERSE! SHIIIIIT!"

by Baba Dowayy September 11, 2012

Instagram karma

A theory created by girls. If a girl compliments other girls on Instagram enough then she will receive good comments from other girls on her own Instagram posts.

"Catherine just commented 'you're perfect' on Bree's Instagram"

"She just wants Instagram karma for her lame pics"

by ©AustinValentine©AnthonyClark May 18, 2014

good girl karma

People who get caught any time they break the rules, while others seemingly get away with murder.

I would love to leav work early, but I have good girl karma, and will certainly get caught.

by Good panda 🐼 February 12, 2017

Instant Karma

Swift and intense negative happenings in someone’s life after they screw over or do something shady to another person, sometimes a friend but not always can be a random person.

“Did you hear J got fucked up in that car accident?” “Yeah I heard that sucks but it’s Instant Karma man he should have never made shit up on D and called CPS.”

by The Dark Doc December 30, 2017

Smoker's Karma

The law of cause and effect as it applies to giving and receiving cigarettes to/from strangers without accepting payment. The act of giving a cigarette without payment karmically ensures you will also get a cigarette when you are in need, also for no payment.

Man: "Excuse me, may I buy a cigarette from you?"
Woman: "You can just have one."
Man: "Thanks! That's good smoker's karma."

by benjifranklinthe9th January 3, 2011