a wonderful friend whos not all about drama
someone hard to find
shy and quiet but is willing to open up to you when you get to know him
total goof
but we love him all the same (doesnt necessarily have to be boyfriend/girlfriend/crush love)
an attractive guy who isnt full of himself and/or bullshit
hence why your eyes arent brown >xP
extremely intelligent and i envy him for that 8D
someone hard to find
shy and quiet but is willing to open up to you when you get to know him
total goof
but we love him all the same (doesnt necessarily have to be boyfriend/girlfriend/crush love)
an attractive guy who isnt full of himself and/or bullshit
hence why your eyes arent brown >xP
extremely intelligent and i envy him for that 8D
by kyosohmarox1212 April 17, 2011
Get the johnmug. An exotically splendid name for people of the male gender. The name is given to children who display unparalleled handsomeness and intelligence. The name has also been known to be given to children that display God-like qualities that surpass all mortal knowledge.
JOHN!!!!!! :O
by Malcolm X :D November 30, 2010
Get the johnmug. In competitive gaming or sports, "johns" is a widely accepted term for excuses the loser will often use as to why they lost. Typically these range from reasonable to the absurd.
May be related to psychological defense mechanisms in response to losing in competitive situations.
May be related to psychological defense mechanisms in response to losing in competitive situations.
Winner: "Good match. That was a close one."
Loser: "I didn't have breakfast this morning, that's probably why I lost. And my controller sucked. Oh, and I would have mercked you if it wasn't for my hands getting sweaty towards the end."
Observer: "Quit making Johns, dude."
Loser: "I didn't have breakfast this morning, that's probably why I lost. And my controller sucked. Oh, and I would have mercked you if it wasn't for my hands getting sweaty towards the end."
Observer: "Quit making Johns, dude."
by MartinE. April 6, 2008
Get the johnsmug. Being a third wheel of epic proportions. Relates to when there is one less girl than guys, and once everyone's paired off, there's one guy left who awkwardly stands there and draws attention to his awkwardness.
"John, Amelia and Mark were all watching TV. Mark and Amelia started making out. John sat there for a few minutes feeling awkward. Then he made a big show about getting up and leaving."
Guy to friends, "dude. Marty, Chase, Gary and I left with these 3 girls, and i totally ended up johning it"
Guy to friends, "dude. Marty, Chase, Gary and I left with these 3 girls, and i totally ended up johning it"
by TC lol March 4, 2009
Get the Johning Itmug. by Johned it October 4, 2019
Get the Johned itmug. a person who uses the services of a prostitute
by Mark September 9, 2006
Get the johnmug.