jobby jabber

Its what homo's like to call the alpha male's genitiles.

Wow hallo sailor , where did you get the huge jobby jabber, god gave you a gift!!

by big al June 6, 2004

Hand Jibber

Starting out as a simple handjob, spitting on the mans dick and just as he is getting ready to cum, you smack the tip as hard as you can, sending the cum back into the penis and then squeezed out with a little blood

Person1: I enjoy being in pain when pleasured

Person2: well my buddy Raine will give you a nice Hand Jibber.

by CatDisc October 2, 2014

jabber

A racist word pertaning to a black person.

Damn look at all those JABBERS in the mall.

by ssssssssssssssssaaaaaaa June 21, 2005

jibber

An act of defecation, waste matter disposed from the body (faeces)

It wouldn't be wise to use the bathroom at this time, as I have just done a jibber and it was quite malodorous

I didn't make it to the bathroom in time, now there is jibber in my pants

by Malashy June 26, 2006

jibbert

Using feces as a lubricant to assist in manual stimulation of a mans genitals

"Dude it was awesome, first she started jerking me off but them she crapped in her hand and gave me a jibbert!"

by Duckula1234 January 1, 2012

flibberty jibbers

a word used to express sarcastic surprise. (eg.) SURPISE!!!!!!!!!!! "oh, flibberty jibbers, i wasnt expecting that,"

i just gave the example in the definition paragraph. doh

by ben May 13, 2005

jabberwocky

1.) Some weird shit, man!

2.) What I use to scare children

1.) Dave, Dave! I saw some jabberwocky listnight on Lifetime!!

2.) Now Shelly, if you don't go to bed i'm going to get the Jabberwocky to peel your flesh off piece-by-piece. Or i'll just tell your mum.

by Josephine April 24, 2005