Jizz Princess

A derogatory term for a whore/slut.

Hey bro isn't Veronica such a jizz princess?

Oh yeah man, total slut

by TheButtSmuggler March 9, 2012

Jizz Nits

Slang: Pubic lice

I caught Jizz Nits from a nasty skank.... The doctor gave me a cream and told me to shave my Netherlands.

by JSMcB September 20, 2012

Jizz Bridge

A thin thread of male ejaculate suspended between two surfaces.

Generally between cock and mouth but could just aswell be two thighs or several faces. In rare cases between ones own cock and mouth.

"Man you should have seen the jizz bridge I had going between suzie's eye and my dick last night, you could have charged a toll on that monster"

"After Sam pounded his chocolate chimney Corey opened his ass cheeks to reveil at least fifty mini jizz bridges"

by chelegione May 23, 2012

Jizzbango

A word used to finish a conversation when it gets awkward.
or
A word use to insult ones friends great mothers sisters

Boy: "I love you". Girl: "Okay". Boy: "Jizzbango"

by ty1234 March 4, 2013

Jizz-Rangoon

The act of busting a mad nut in a fruit rollup, then wrapping it in a Crab-Rangoon manner and presenting it to your female companion for the most delightful and delicious consumption.

I gave my girl a Jizz-Rangoon the other day; We've never been so close in my life.

by Bcon2Gone December 13, 2013

Jizzappear

When a guy sleeps with a girl and then she never hears from him again.

"He wined and dined me and then after I gave it up he jizzappeared into thin air"

"I'm going to jizzappear on Megyn right after prom."

by Cwildfrank February 5, 2014

jizz gargling thundercunt

The king of insults. When any known combination of expletives barely scratches the surface of how low the individual in question is, accept no substitute

You sir are a jizz gargling thundercunt

by fattyman February 8, 2014