Jamacian Light Bulb

When a man shoves a pineapple in his ass and runs in the 100 meter dash.

The lone white guy in the 100 meter sprint gave himself some good luck by using a Jamacian Light Bulb. But of course, he finished in dead last even with a headstart.

by 8===)({})69me March 25, 2011

jamaican snorkel

when receiving oral delight a man places the testicles in the hoes mouth and the erect penis on her cheek, resembling a snorkel.

Theodore: while role-playing with your wife i decided to give her a jamaican snorkel.
Chuck: what's that!?
Theodore: none of your goddamn business! keep shitting on that midget.

by phatrick hoesbeastiority January 1, 2008

fat ugly jamaican

A tool shed that is not very good at softball.

Youre acting like a complete idiot, just like a fat ugly jamaican.

by fat ugly jamaican April 30, 2008

Jamaican Bobsled

When a person defecates on the chest of a large breasted woman and it slides down through her breasts toward her stomach.

"Last night my Jamaican Bobsled was clocked traveling at 30 mph."

by csimi February 7, 2009

jamaican bobsled

Where four black guys get in a bathtub and have sex with a female.

It was crazy I walked in the bathroom and there was a jamaican bobsled going on.

by Hopkins and Cruz December 30, 2009

Jamaican style

This is when you get together with some bros to smoke weed and instead of lighting a single joint and passing it around you roll so that everyone get their own joint and smokes them together. Smoking pot in such a fashion precludes anyone from Bogarting the joint.

Hey Chaz, I'm on my way to kick it at LeRoy's place and smoke some mad chronic, you wanna come? We're gonna burn some Jamaican style

by Max McLovin May 21, 2008

Jamaican Silkworm

when a jamaican girl gets a group cum dump from a bunch of miners.
rolls around in dirt and looks like a silky worm.

Hey, check out Anika, shes getting the jamaican silkworm!

by Odinox November 24, 2009