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Jordan Blilie 

Jordan Blilie is one of the two vocalists of the now deceased band, 'The Blood Brothers'. He was featured throughout all of their albums, usually singing in a low, sexy voice or doing some pretty hard core screaming.
Now that 'The Blood Brothers' has broken up, he is in two other bands, including 'Head Wound City' a thrash core band, and 'Past Lives', an art punk band.
He has maintained his gorgeous voice through both bands.
Jordan also married his long time girlfriend, Zooey.

Mr. Blilie is also extremly talented and amazing.
His body is extremly skinny;;
his veins literally pop out.
Boy to other boy: You're so thin! Like Jordan Blilie!

If you have a voice like Jordan Blilie, then you have the voice of an angel on crack!
Jordan Blilie by Coffee Shit July 27, 2009
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Jordan Gossman 

Singer/Songwriter/Music Producer from Northern Minnesota born on February 11th, 1991 in St. Paul, Minnesota. Now, marketed as one of Minnesota's leading independent recording artists, Jordan (stage name Jordan! or Jordan Gossman) is on his way to making his mark in the R&B/ Hip Hop aspect of the music industry.
Jordan Gossman is a musical genius.
Jordan Gossman by Music Maker February 4, 2010

Jordan Trist 

A boy who plays for westfield boys club who has a rather odd addiction to cheese. Therefore is seen as cheezy
Jordan Trist, Cheesey Trist, Cheesey Puff, Team Cheezy and Chedder Cheese.
Jordan Trist by JaysGay123 January 2, 2012
Yohan and Sophia’s bestie she is like the kindest person ever even tho we be bully meanies
Jordan is so cool, always hanging with her friends Yohan and Sophia.!
Jordan by penis in ur face June 13, 2019

Jordan Poole 

This dude plays for the Golden State Warriors of the NBA. He plays like the best player in the league at times, and sometimes he is a carpenter chucking up those bricks
"Look at Jordan Poole man, with the way he's playing, he can be the next Steph curry!"

"Man look at Jordan Poole chucking up them bricks! Doing his best Ben Simmons impression."

Nicca Jordan 

When someone is giving someone such good head that they start doing the Jordan.
Girl #1: Do you make your boyfriend do dat Nicca Jordan?
Nate: Omg of course Keagan’s penis is so big

Jordan Peterson 

Terrific but very unfunny Canadian intellectual famous for verbally beating the shit out of radical leftist ideologues. Good on him.
Shut up you far-left twat or I'll go Jordan Peterson on your ass.
Jordan Peterson by C J B November 6, 2019