jesse

is a raven, raven crow

wow is that RAVEN , he’s not jesse

by skipthemip November 12, 2022

Jesse Wells

A lovable pot smoker who eats spaghetti os with a paint scraper and gets stalked by his best friend,Max/SmileForMe. Bro doesn’t have a mom either.

“Jesse , your a fucking stoner, OF COURSE YOU HAVE A PEN”-SmileForMe, pissed off at Jesse Wells

by Tenstars June 4, 2023

Junkie Jesse

A seemingly normal guy at first but then you find out he robs, is a predator, spends your money on hookers and drugs and has a rap sheet that’s 18 pages long and then his $10 for “traffic tickets” makes sense because his junkie sister and mom call about his restitution payments

Damn boy that junkie Jesse is passed out in front of my house again leaving me stabbed up sexually crazed deranged notes.

by Yergirlchucklespssssy May 31, 2020

THE JESS

Calm, cool, collected and rational DOE member.
Usually blonde, a mammal and highly hydrated.

OMG, this is exactly why i don't listen to others bullshit until i know the facts. Just doing the jess until i know what's up.

by Cee o June 17, 2020

dirty jessa

When you get pummeled in the ass nightly by a femboy SoundCloud rapper with cat ears.

Girl: Don’t date him. Don’t pull a Dirty Jessa. Not again, girlfriend.

by Hoe Exotic July 29, 2021

jesse mccartney

A nine-year-old girl without the breasts or hair.

"Hey look, it's Jesse McCartney!"
"No, that's my little sister."

by LAM February 27, 2005

Jesse McCartney

The VA of Roxas. Very fruity. On the same wavelength as Hannah Montana.

Roxas: Because you live!!!!
Namine: Shut up or I'll strangle you!!!
Roxas: You just hate it when I sing because I sing like Jesse McCartney!!!

by DoodooMan October 29, 2007