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squirting jam into a donut

ejaculating into a fat woman, that is, having penetration sex with a plump female (the squirting of the jam may go only as far as the end of the condom)
Having sex with Plump Penny is like squirting jam into a donut.
by Jake March 23, 2004
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jump right into it

The staple introductory saying for any video review of anything ever made by any Youtube reviewer.
At first unnoticeable, it soon becomes highly irritating and leaves a feeling of prejudice against the person saying it.
'Ok so let's jump right into it'
'We're just gonna jump right into this review'
SHUT UP.
by Caeciro June 12, 2011
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groped into it

When a female caresses a male's penis in order to get her way.
Male 1: Dude, I thought we were going to chill today
Male 2: I know man but Brittany wanted me to go shopping with her and I was groped into it
by manipulative September 11, 2011
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I never got into it

A euphemism for "it sucked".
A: "Did you get Children of Bodom's latest album? It ruled!"

B: "Umm, I listened to it but I never got into it."
by Aadvek September 28, 2006
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A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman

Using a lyric from a song to say hello to a girl, or using a "one liner" that you may have heard in passing.
"Fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round". Or "Can I have a quarter, because my momma told me to call her when I found the perfect girl". These would be examples of a bad way to introduce yourself to a woman
by Ophelia20_1 March 23, 2008
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Introvertigo

The dizziness and disorientation felt by an introvert after spending more than 5 minutes with an extrovert.
Man, I just spent 10 minutes with that guy, he wouldn't shut up. I'm fried, I think I have introvertigo!
by introverticus April 23, 2013
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duck into the woods

Duck into the woods is a call to action used by skiers and snowboarders to get off the main ski runs and poach the backcountry of tree skiing. Ducking the rope is often associated with a duck into the woods, as many out of bounds skiing and riding areas are bordered by trees.

The Jackson Hole Air Force would silently duck into the woods to avoid capture by the ski patrol for skiing outside the Jackson Hole Ski Area boundary.
The Jackson Hole Air Force would silently duck into the woods to avoid capture by the ski patrol for skiing outside the Jackson Hole Ski Area boundary.

Dude, let's duck into the woods and smoke a fatty.
by The Snow Prophet May 13, 2010
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