paint ghosts

To ejaculate, usually on a body part belonging to a member of the opposite sex.

'See that chick? I'd paint ghosts on her back!'
'... and then I painted ghosts on her face.'

by Little Tommy Tucker May 25, 2008

Painting the Bucket

Orchestrating and faking your own death.

Want to get out of the constant bombardment of paparazzi in the life of fame? Painting the bucket might be the option for you!

by bluefleminko March 12, 2020

microsoft painted

To a digital artwork that looks painted with feet.

Microsoft paint was the paint app included in Windows 1.0 with very basic tools.

"whoaaa what's that? Did you Microsoft Painted it ?"

by P3laton3 April 10, 2017

Paint the taint

When a male ejaculates on on the skin between a woman’s vagina and asshole (taint) with this “white paint” ... to paint the taint

Yo did you paint the taint last night ?

by Mlit February 19, 2018

lay paint

a term used for graffiti. verb

dude lets go lay paint under that bridge

by ahab enok April 01, 2010

paint the triangle

Deliberately aiming for and ejaculating on a women's pubic hair - covering as much as possible so that it appears as though the hair has been painted

My wife didn't tell me where to finish so I decided to paint the triangle - then she got mad because everything was stuck together when she woke up the next morning

by milpoolSK July 19, 2017

coochie paint

When you paint with your cooter

Yo i mixed paint with my coochie and made it coochie paint, then made it a cooter painting

by cooter paint May 09, 2021