ugly clam

The way a gay guy describes himself when he believes other gay men find him to be as repulsive as a dirty vagina.

Gay guy 1: I tried to hit on this hot guy yesterday and he turned me down. I feel like such an ugly clam.

Gay guy 2: Don't say that! Vaginas are so gross and you are beautiful.

by vag on the reg March 09, 2014

clam shooter

Quite simply, a penis.

Woah bitch, I'm gon' spray yo' face with muh clam shootah!

by FactRzerO November 07, 2003

clam ass

where your ass is wetter than swamp ass and it has the stank ass odor.

i just took a shit and now i have clam ass, my girl is gonna hate me.

by jesse co April 04, 2008

clam smacker

when two lesbians,well, smack their "clams" together.

wow,that dike is definitely a clam smacker!

by Elena June 10, 2003

clam bumper

lesbian

"Gee, I never would've guessed that Rosie O'Donnell was a clam bumper.", he said sarcastically.

by Mike Stander August 01, 2003

Clam Pull

An event in which two women, usually lesbians, bump clams until they work up so much suction - like a couple of sucking blowfish - that it produces as much torque as a tractor pull at a county fair.

During a Sunday Clam Pull, Marlene and Sally bumped clams until they got stuck so bad it produced as much torque as a tractor pull at a county fair.

by appsguy July 12, 2008

Clam Bake

Opposite of Sausage party, gathering of women in one area

I went to this party last night, all it was was a clam bake so i left

by Anonymous June 12, 2003