clam scrubber

facial hair that is abrasive to the female genitalia (aka the clam) during cunnilingus

Girl: "I had to break-up with Bob because every time he went down on me his clam scrubber left me all red and itchy."

by nyaaron May 17, 2010

clam ass

where your ass is wetter than swamp ass and it has the stank ass odor.

i just took a shit and now i have clam ass, my girl is gonna hate me.

by jesse co April 4, 2008

clam shooter

Quite simply, a penis.

Woah bitch, I'm gon' spray yo' face with muh clam shootah!

by FactRzerO November 7, 2003

clam smacker

when two lesbians,well, smack their "clams" together.

wow,that dike is definitely a clam smacker!

by Elena June 9, 2003

clam bumper

lesbian

"Gee, I never would've guessed that Rosie O'Donnell was a clam bumper.", he said sarcastically.

by Mike Stander August 1, 2003

Clam Pull

An event in which two women, usually lesbians, bump clams until they work up so much suction - like a couple of sucking blowfish - that it produces as much torque as a tractor pull at a county fair.

During a Sunday Clam Pull, Marlene and Sally bumped clams until they got stuck so bad it produced as much torque as a tractor pull at a county fair.

by appsguy August 4, 2008

Clam Bake

Opposite of Sausage party, gathering of women in one area

I went to this party last night, all it was was a clam bake so i left

by Anonymous June 12, 2003