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Killed by Florida

Killed by Florida started years ago out of the depressed swamp of south Florida, full of hate and angst. We are politically charged and fast as hell. We are anti-religion, anti-racist, anti-transphobia, and anti-war.

Rivs- lead guitar

Scala- bass

Alex- drums

Jammer- lead vocals.
I went and saw killed by Florida live. It was the best show I had ever been to!
by DeDuke August 24, 2023
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Florida Baptism

the act of dunking a baby into your dirty storm surge water filled with shit and bacteria to ensure that the baby has a strong immune system
my neighbor held a florida baptism in his backyard yesterday.
by blue waffle house August 31, 2023
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Florida Dustbowl

When A woman ingests cocaine through her vagina (or anus) by having her partner blow it through a straw
Garret gave her a Florida Dustbowl but when he sneezed the coke got everywhere.
by ImCoveredinBees July 12, 2022
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florida gators

A group of arrogant jerks who steal chants from legitimate universities even though the chants don't work for their team.
Michigan Fan: "It's great! to be! a Michigan Wolverine!"
Florida Fan: "Hey, that almost works with Florida Gators I think I'll steal it."
by GoBlue11 April 18, 2008
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Florida Lag

When you are playing on the same server as a person in Florida and you lag because their internet sucks even when their not host. Usually caused because all the old people in Florida using up the internets.
Jeremy fix your god damn Florida Lag! I can barely fucking hit anyone.
Sorry guys its all these old people are using up all the internets.
by Nopecakoo January 28, 2011
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Florida Taco

Laying a fattie turd inside someone's vagina.
Damn, Jose shouldn't have given me that Florida Taco right after he ate three ears of corn....
by don jeezy June 21, 2008
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north florida

Britney: so where are you from
Todd: oh im from Jacksonville

Britney: oh where is that
Todd: north florida

The stranger has disconnected from the chat.
by IDGAFWABGSAM October 26, 2017
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