Ivan

Ivan is a jerk kind of person. He may seem nice at the beginning but at the end he is a heartbreaker. He is a very smart person BUT not that handsome sometimes.

Yo your smart but mean. U are a Ivan

by MwahahahAhahahAHAHSHYDUCHSH December 1, 2019

Ivan

1. To act in a condescending manner towards "silly emotional" women
2. To have a superiority complex (usually displayed through trying to "one-up" others in knowledge, and with a specific head tilt)

Person 1: Wow, did you see that guy trying to pick up that woman? What an ass!
Person 2: Yeah, he was really pulling an Ivan

by AliceNoNotThatAlice January 7, 2012

ivan

a boy who seasonally has long hair and doesnt like asian girls

"That's what I hate..people like Ivan."

by Ivanna January 27, 2005

Ivanka

An Eastern Europen woman who is usually anti Black Lives Matter, anti mask, upset about protests, thinks she has no white privilege because she had a hard life in Russia, and generally thinks black people are lazy thugs who are to blame for the looting of her favorite high end stores.

That lady sure showed her true Ivanka with her response to the questions when asked about the protests.

by Niralov July 11, 2020

Dirty Ivan

A Russian or Native guy that’s always fucking a dead corpse of an animal in a church

Look, It’s Dirty Ivan again! He’s fucking that dead horse in front of the Priest

by cj22gaming April 15, 2020

Ivana

Often gets cheated on with her boyfriends boss, also very bad at math and its a miracle she even got a boyfriend in the first place. Also is a little bit gay

Omg she is such a Ivana

by Electro sexy man May 18, 2019

Ivan Von Pasquavitch

A geneticist most noted for his work on anthropomorphizing animals. His achievements include creating an unholy army of the night and a small speaking tour in Illinois.

Oh God I'm being shot by a monkey! Damn you Ivan Von Pasquavitch!!

by Tyrone Belsuvius Barnwell January 27, 2008