LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO TERENCE HOWARD!!!!! MUSICAL NOTES ARE (IN FACT) COLORS (KIND OF)!!! ON THE JOE ROGAN PODCAST, TERENCE HOWARD EXPLAINS (TO JOE ROGAN) THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN TONES AND COLORS! MUSICAL NOTES ARE COLORS BITCH! THEY'RE FUCKING COLORS I FUCKING KNEW IT! I AM THE GREATEST GODDAMN MIND THAT HAS EVER LIIIIIIVED!!!!
Hym "What do you think of that, Jordan!? What now!? Are they NOT COLORS, JORDAN!? THANK YOU TERENCE HOWARD! I HAVE IMMEDIATELY CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT FUCKING JOE'S DAUGHTERS AS HE HAS SERVED ME WELL! I STILL WON'T WATCH MY MOUTH BUT, YOU KNOW, WHY WOULD I!? I'M THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!!"
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

An old ass dude, the oldest living cell on the planet, a very old person. A howard is an old, ancient, pre historic being.
Jaxson is a Howard. He is old as fuck.
by Franklin Howard March 12, 2024

Apparently the most powerful Marvel character in the MCU who makes brief cameo's in the Guardians of the Galaxy universe.
Some MCU fans watching Gaurdians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
MCU Fan 1: Wait! Rewind! See that duck?
MCU Fan 3: Yeah.
MCU Fan 1: That's Howard the Duck. The strongest character in the whole Marvel Canon.
MCU Fans besides MCU Fan 1: Thats fucking stupid.
MCU Fan 1: Oh yeah? Read these.
MCU Fans read comics of Howard the Duck being the strongest.
MCU Fan 4: Oh my god!
MCU Fan 2: Did that duck just wipe the floor with the Beyonder and The Man above all?!
MCU Fan 1: Told Ya.
MCU Fan 1: Wait! Rewind! See that duck?
MCU Fan 3: Yeah.
MCU Fan 1: That's Howard the Duck. The strongest character in the whole Marvel Canon.
MCU Fans besides MCU Fan 1: Thats fucking stupid.
MCU Fan 1: Oh yeah? Read these.
MCU Fans read comics of Howard the Duck being the strongest.
MCU Fan 4: Oh my god!
MCU Fan 2: Did that duck just wipe the floor with the Beyonder and The Man above all?!
MCU Fan 1: Told Ya.
by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023

by I can use scales 69420 November 4, 2021

Glenn also known as Jose also known as Jay also known as Howy is very and i mean VERY homosexual. He fetishises men with pussies and dreams about getting his nipples sucked by them. He id extremely short... I MEAN COMPACT and he identifies with things such as tacos and buritos. Hes a nerd but also very stupid. Soft... but mostly hard. (;
by slimthiccqueenuwu420 November 22, 2021

by actuallysmartinnit March 11, 2021

A little paedophile dickhead rat who makes instant relationships soon after a break up. Widely known for 'most likely to be criminal'.
by Therealishere August 27, 2016
