bitch horse

when someone is constantly complaining they are on a bitch horse.

Stop asking me to clean the garage. When are you going to get off that bitch horse.

by brian7651 December 4, 2012

Horse Barto

A MAN WHO LOVES THE SENSATION OF A LARGE HORSE COCK SLOWLY SLIDING DOWN THE ANAL CAVITY.

Emmett: 'OH HORSEY'.
Rickie: Horse barto save some for me you bad boy
Emmett: ' You want some'
Rickie: Yes horse barto

by FUUSED892 February 9, 2022

horse's hymen

Something really tough...very difficult.

"This steak is chewier than a horse's hymen"

"These instructions are proving tougher than a horse's hymen"

by drbollocks October 4, 2008

horse shagger

someone who shags horses

Dan:louise wat are you doin
Louise:i'm just shagging my horse
Dsn:you fuckin dirty horse shagger

by pussylicker November 9, 2005

Horse Fister

A person who inserts their fist in to a horse's rectum. Derogatory.

That Steve is a complete horse fister.

by Jim Morisson October 22, 2004

horse helicopter

the sex move in which a male gently glides a female's foot along the seam of his ballsack whilst farting

Trevor: "Jerry gave Sarah the old Horse Helicopter at the party last night."
Brad: "No way!"

by gayhorsegayhorse April 20, 2019

Flappy Horse

The name given to a person that looks like a chicken and sounds like a horse when they run. Also my best friend even though he acts like we're not.

Be my friend Flappy Horse.

I know you know I know you.

Don't ignore me Flappy Horse.

I know your actual name.

by KG.628 January 26, 2017