Honesty

to give your word and go back on it

screwing over you friends

by stephanie April 5, 2004

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Horses

Horses cannot be defined within any genus or indeed any phylum or taxonomic rank. This has led scientists to believe that they are either not of this earth (e.g. Aliens) or are man made. Recently the man made theory has been given more credit. In his book "Horses, why do we need them and Where are there beards" Dr Butterfield of Sheffield England stated "Only Cows and Pigs can be said to be related to Horses, and even they are nothing like them whatsoever" he also added "Horses and Pigs taste good, horses taste like shit". Conclusive evidence that they are not required and therefore man made. Although many believe him to be mentally disturbed Dr Butterfield did also come up with this interesting observation "If you take the head of a Donkey the legs of a zebra and the body of a Shetland pony you've basically got a horse". From this observation he also concluded "I think that there are people assembling them out of these component parts and selling them on the black market". Although all of these comments have been shown to be wildly inaccurate, nonsense and down right stupid it is all irrefutably true. No mention of beards was made except in the title of Dr Butterfield’s books. “This is more proof that it’s all true” he pointed out to an angry crowd at the fashionable horse fare shop in savile row in London.

Real Person> "Horses are real"

Dr ButterField> "Nonsense"

by TheGell August 30, 2008

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because honestly

1. The assertion just made, while seeming controversial to the masses, is a clear logical extension of the belief subset shared by all relative non-fools (including all present company).
2. Q.E.D.
(alt. "cuz honestly", "because honestly now")

Man, the time has come to build a custom motorcycle trailer whose sole function is to haul this 600-watt subwoofer, because honestly.

by feralchimp January 14, 2005

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Horseshoe Maneuver

a sexual act involiving the female to drop a load in her own vag. it involves the woman pooing and arching it into her vagina and then horseshoeing it back and forth. with enough practice you can perfect the balance. first performed by newton to demonstrate the laws of gravity

Riki was confused when Danielle said that she wanted to practice the horseshoe maneuver that night.

by Rob and Kevin Esquire September 30, 2007

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intellectually honest

Opposite if "intellectually dishonest"; an unemotional, logical, and "honest" expression of the truth without the omission of any suporting facts. Yet another buzz word that is itself an example of what it tries to define usually used by rightwingers.

The buzz word or catch phrase "intellectually honest" is itself intelelctually dishonest. This is because you are either being honest or your not; there's no "intellect" involved.

by t-bone1997 February 1, 2007

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