Team Hopper

A team hopper is some one who is watching the BIG game or any sports game, really and they see that their team is losing so they say they have been cheering for the other team the whole night.

Matt: Man them colts are great 10-0
Emily: O I know there ahead, were probably gonna win the superbowl.

1 hour later-------

Emily: O no ! We are losing!

Matt: Yeah the Colts are but not the Saints totally my team, and yeah I have been rooting for them to win this whole night.

Emily: Thats so Gay your a Team Hopper

by IndianaColtsFan February 8, 2010

Turtle Hopper

When you are almost to a restroom door/stall and someone cuts in front of you and takes the last spot forcing you to seek out a new place to go.

I was en route to take a huge crap when some turtle hopper jumped in front of me. The turtle was peaking out but I managed to contain him long enough to find another place to go.

by Greenmind July 1, 2011

metrosexual thread humper

Metrosexual Thread Humper is taken from JR Ward's "Black Dagger Brotherhood" series of books. It refers to a man, who without actually being gay, has the expensive taste for high-end clothing most often associated with gay men.

man #1 - "Look at these awesome deals on sweaters at Gucci and Versace. I'm wearing the Louis Vuitton socks and underwear I bought after my mani/pedi."

man # 2- "dude, you are such a metrosexual thread humper."

by jasvond December 28, 2011

hiney-humper

one who takes pleasure in the act of anal sex.
one who enjoys taking anal ravagings.

in other words...a gay man

bob had sexx0r wit joe. He r teh hiney-humper.

by jenou April 19, 2007

homie hopper

a girl who sleeps with all her boyfriends friends

She doesn't know who her babys daddy is because she's a homie hopper.

by hollydolly August 25, 2007

Tree humper

1. An over enthusiastic enviormentalist. The nature equivalent of a PETA member.
2. A person who refuses to leave their sitting spot near, under, or by a tree of some kind.

1. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M A TREE HUMPER?! JUST SET THE PAPER DOWN AND NOBODY GETS HURT!"
2. "Guys, I don't to go downtown...I'm fine here! -is dragged away from tree-"

by Angelxa November 17, 2006

Hooper

A small blonde with a huge ass, big tits and juicy lips. Her ass is so big that you can’t look away. Sadly has a boyfriend.

Wow look at her ass in that prom dress. What a hooper!

by a1213 June 9, 2021