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Homemade Roofies

n. any type of blunt object that can knock a person unconscious and can be found around the house

v. (Homemade Roofie, Homemade Roofie-ing, Homemade Roofied) the act of using any blunt object to knock a person unconscious
"I am finally having Sally over tonight. If things don't go according to plan, this frying pan or two by four will make for a couple of good Homemade Roofies."

Sally to friend: "And when I told him I didn't want to sleep with him he tried to Homemade Roofie me."
by PhineasGage04 April 28, 2010
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homelessexual

A lifestyle in which a person can only have intimate relationships if one or more partner is homeless.
Mary is a homelessexual. She can't be in a relationship unless she, or the person she's with, is homeless.
by Beau Brennan January 8, 2009
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homeless chic

a style of clothing worn by students, beggars or other people on low income who wear the same clothes for an extended period of time, by the end of which their toes are sticking out their shoes and moths fly out their armpits.
"Fashion Today" ranks 'Homeless Chic' the number one trend for poor students worldwide: "Wear you clothes to the MAX!"
by heythewhat February 10, 2012
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homehacker

A person who hacks people's homes, possibly to help or hinder, dependent on their mood.
HomeHacker2 On YouTube/IRC
by HomeHacker2 January 29, 2009
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Homeless Apricot

Its when two people meet in a back alley and have their way with one another, whether they like it or not. While at the same time involving cardboard sides or boxes. Being fully naked would help but is not completely needed. One Male and One Female Only.
Hey, steve, last night I totally did the homeless apricot!
-Jerry

No Way! You bastard. I'm so jealous.
-Steve
by TheTrypleThreat June 3, 2010
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Homelessing

Noun: The act of being homeless, i.e laying in an alley to rest. Caused by the ingestion of too much liquor or other substance such as marijuana, crack, pcp, etc.
Joel: Damn look at River sleeping there he is homelessing again....

River: Leave me alone im tired and need to sleep

Joel: River! This is where you have been sleeping the last three weeks!

River: I,ve lost all communication with the outside world. Now give me a hit, homeslessing is the new trend in this day and age.
by BASEDLIFE November 12, 2011
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homelessness

Subtract the bed add the clothes subtract the kids and the house now whatcha got NOTHINGGGG.
My wife just kicked me out now only thing I have is homelessness
by Ammarius March 26, 2020
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