tom hiddleston

The sweetest human being ever. Also the best hugger.

"hey you know that tom hiddleston guy?"
"you mean the sweetest, hottest, nicest walking human on earth?"

by mrs laufeyson November 22, 2022

No place to hide

1. (adj) Attribute of an obese person

2. (n -- rare -- often hyphenated for clarity) Obese person

Ex 1:
Person 1: Who's Rosie O' Donnell?
Person 2: You know, the one with no place to hide.

Ex 2:
Fat Woman: Watch out, no-place-to-hide-coming through!

by The Big Baap June 25, 2009

King of Hide-and-go-Seek

Osama bin Laden

"They shot the King of Hide-and-go-Seek"

by Pussy-Fart September 6, 2017

hidden mickey

(slang) suspected pedophile

Man, I been seein' that curly-haired hidden mickey creepin' through the hood again last week, I called the fuzz but nigga done got sparse when he saw the 4-0 roll up.

by Buquisha Mcallister January 27, 2007

hide teh linux

A part of a phrase first used on iSONEWS when there is talk about federal or other organizations working against piracy. In a sense like the phrase "get your tinfoil hat" is being used.

THE FIBI(FBI) IS COMING!!! QUICK!!! HIDE TEH LINUX
The RIAA is here!!! Quick, hide teh linux!!111oneone

by Cloud002 January 27, 2007

Hideous Matching Disease

The inability to go out in public without matching belt to handbag to shoes to jewellery. Often using one very strong colour.
Normally only found in the female of the species and often comes on from about 20 years of age.
Sometimes called coming down with a case of the Clodagh's

She has the Hideous matching disease.

by C J F September 12, 2008

hide the salami

A euphemism for homosexual intercourse.

I caught Ace playing hide the salami with Gary.

by Artie D. May 1, 2006