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Hayden

Girl 1: Look that tall, flamboyant man!

Boy 1: That’s Hayden for you..
by Lmao what even December 11, 2018
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Hayden is the most handsome boy I have ever seen when u find a Hayden fight for him he’s sweet funny smart and loyal his smile is so handsome don’t be afraid to talk to him even tho I am If I could have 1 wish it would be for him to like me back I can’t help but stare in his eyes they are dreamy
Fight for Hayden he’ll like u back
by Ur. Local. Chav November 13, 2019
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Can also be called a Gabe, he likes hentai and anime tiddies. His favorite pass time is saying the n word and making ahegao faces. He’s a soft eboy that likes to skateboard but buys too many shoes. He is also pretty gay.
Hayden is saying the n word again? Isn’t that the 15th time today?
by I’mGonnaKermitSewerSlide December 8, 2019
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hayden is a piece of sh *t
hayden is a piece of sh*t
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A dick or a real jerk to someone
Oh did you see Bob he was such a Hayden
by Sugarcubebandit May 19, 2020
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A cock sucking cunt who loves to be penetrated. He loves UNC with all of his cock and would suck off any player for a worn jersey.
Man 1: Is that Hayden???
Man 2: Yeah he just sucked off Michael Jordan for his Jersey.
by Ihategays222 April 6, 2022
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Hayden has game, that part is mad true. However, he hasn't learned yet that having lasting relationships is next level up. Hopefully, Hayden is capable of trying it sometime. Or, just find someone who is willing to share, let him be him, and also still get nudes. I hear Hayden sucks dick too? Hayden should aim to find a girl who is about that life and have a suck off. I bet she'd win. You'll often find Hayden hanging around random dj booths, especially at festivles or gatherings. Word to the wise, if you aren't strong enough or self aware enough he might hurt you. So come correct, or don't come at all. While not everyone agrees with Hayden's ways, you can't deny he is good at what he does. He has a good brain, but not the best. He is a light, but like the Walmart brand that goes dim after you buy into it.
Hayden: "You're the coolest girl I've ever met."

Her: "I know."

Hayden:"I didn't think I'd ever find you."
Her: "And you never will again."

Hayden: "Have you graduated high school?"
Her: "Dude I'm 35. But I'm the hottest 35 yr old you'll ever fucking meet."

Hayden: "Can I meet your kids?"
Her: "Never."

Hayden: "I've never felt this way tbh"
Her: "The nights still young, you got this."

Hayden: "Look me up on Urban Dictionary."
Her: "Just make sure you scroll down far enough."

Hayden: "What do you do for a living?"
Her: "I keep my spirit light, my booty tight, and my goals in sight."
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