Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

When something stressful is going on and you would just rather die than work cause you're lazy af

Teacher: you have to hand in these 30 assignments by tomorrow
Student under his/her breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

by Smarty-Marty September 10, 2019

hardhat weather

Golfball-sized hail

In New York, when there's a really bad thunderstorm, we can get hail but it's not exactly hardhat weather---you have to be in the South for that.

by pentozali October 26, 2013

hardhatting

To stink up as if a group of construction workers were using it in shifts.

You can't use my bathroom, bro. You've been doing nothing but hardhatting it lately.

by Shartkivist July 27, 2015

HairShield

A product that shields your hair from lice etc..

Can you please order a hairshield for me? I have a lot of lice and dust in my hair.

by Hydroshell May 8, 2018

Harchie

The epitome of endgame, true love and one of the internet's favourite riverdale ships between Archie Andrews and Hiram Lodge.

Me: Isn't (harchie) the absolute best ship of all time.
My rivedale-crazed friend: Well duh!

by Everyone_needs_a_jason August 17, 2019

Haishat

Independent, influential,respectful, prayerful, blessed, amazing, strong person.
Caring, selfless, overall special.
Treasure Haishat !!!

Haishat is great

by p.hunter December 12, 2019

Hamshocked

When someone puts you upside down and hits your head off the ground

Nathan: Did you see that video of the guy getting killed from a fight in cork?!

Joe: Yeah man, he got hamshocked.

by dannyhowyoufweel December 28, 2019