(Grays) Harbor Huna's are a unique breed of whale found in Grays Harbor County, Washington. The areas surrounding Aberdeen, Westport, and Ocean Shores Washington are home to a little known breed of land dwelling whale species.
These lard creatures are easily spotted with their young in the wild due to their enormous size, distinct dirt crease markings around fleshy folds, their exuberantly loud braying, and natural musk of unwashed flesh and malodor.
They are most often spotted with packs of their young most often numbering 3 or more offspring a piece. While their natural habitat is diverse ranging from the welfare office, to the goodwill their breeding grounds are more secluded.
When a Harbor Huna spots a small feeble male with no standards she entices him with food and shelter. The Huna then lures the male prey to her double wide trailer or section 8 apartment for breeding.
The Harbor Huna can often be caught with a bag of methamphetamine, or while on the hunt for a mate at the northwest passage.
These lard creatures are easily spotted with their young in the wild due to their enormous size, distinct dirt crease markings around fleshy folds, their exuberantly loud braying, and natural musk of unwashed flesh and malodor.
They are most often spotted with packs of their young most often numbering 3 or more offspring a piece. While their natural habitat is diverse ranging from the welfare office, to the goodwill their breeding grounds are more secluded.
When a Harbor Huna spots a small feeble male with no standards she entices him with food and shelter. The Huna then lures the male prey to her double wide trailer or section 8 apartment for breeding.
The Harbor Huna can often be caught with a bag of methamphetamine, or while on the hunt for a mate at the northwest passage.
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