hamich

Ham samich.

Mother: What would you like for dinner?
Retard: Hamich!

by Guffey December 25, 2003

Handicrapped Henis

Made by Crystal Blue...He is the letter "é" in the Webdings font...Handicrapped Henis is the shizzy fo rizzy! He is the coolest handicapped person in the world...

OMGWTFBBQ!!! Handicrapped Henis is rollin down the sidewalk...Except he forgot his wheelchair!!!

by Ninjalo October 4, 2004

Fluffy Pink Handcuffs

The one thing you can't have kinky sex without!

These are the fluffiest and pinkiest fluffy pink handcuffs I've ever used for kinky sex! This is the best Kinky Sex I HAVE EVER HAD!

by Jorje Neemen February 24, 2011

handcuffular

when sal and ashley get together on thursdays they whip put the handcuffs and make a sexy time that is sexually pleasing and teasing at the same time

last thursday me and ashley had a handcuffular experience when he cuffed her to her bed and took advantage of her

by salvatore biscoglio October 18, 2007

Hancock

A plumber who is good at working with people. Typically involved in projects within the downtown area, Hancock is usually the guy to see when it comes to drugs or pipes.

Nicole: "Hey Hancock, let's get that pipe fixed!"

Hancock: "Hell yeah, I can't wait to finish this Aqua project."

by picollo February 11, 2009

Golden Handcuffs

This is where a guy gets to fist two chicks in the vagina at the same time while their urinating.

He is wearing the golden handcuffs.

dude1: you won't believe what happened last night! Two chicks came up to me and wanted to give me a double golden shower!

dude2: gross! .. so did you do it??

dude1: hell yeah! but I turned the tables on them. When they started the shower I ... lets just say I plugged the pipes and gave my self a shiny pair of golden handcuffs!

by rusty nailed April 14, 2010

pink fluffy handcuffs

Pink Fluffy Handcuffs are handcuffs that are pink and fluffy

WOW! I love your pink fluffy handcuffs!

by 357TVT February 5, 2017