handy smurf

A girl who likes to play with her blue waffle

I walked in on my sister, she was doing handy smurf.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

The Hansen Handy

The act of giving yourself a handjob in the school bathroom, and bitching about being caught.

Oh no!! Sam just gave himself the Hansen Handy in the special education bathroom!!

by The wigglecock January 9, 2025

handi

Short for handicapped

You handi
You’re a bit handi

by Handi2019 June 22, 2019

double handie

Two hand jobs at once

Malbaugh gave Luke and Christian a double handie

by Big Daddy Hot Rod October 22, 2013

Matthew Handy

another word for femboy.

I love matthew handy’s.

by the black ghost6263 March 26, 2025

Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.

Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.

by Blaceph January 23, 2021

Handy Andy

Handy Andy refers to the build up of sperm in college dorm room drains from excessive masterbation.

Ugh bro, my drain is backing up again from all the handy andy going on.

Do you happen to sell drains for all the handy andy in my drain.

by Silly eye bro November 14, 2018