glad hander

Smarmy individual who hugs a lot, gets too close and is generally over friendly in an irritating way.

That phoney glad hander invades my space.

by sevenhn December 14, 2005

Handled

(To be) Handled. To get owned or extremley burned. Harcore version of an own.

Guy-"Dude man Kyle just got Handled in that fight with Dylan"
Guy 2 - "Dude I know right"?

by Dman16 May 16, 2010

hanked

To get busted for something and thrown out of group for a flagrent violation.

"I got busted for being the 'One Star Bandit' on the Where's George Forums, so I got hanked for life".

by The One Star Bandito April 14, 2008

hande'

me... my name, not a car

hande' is so fucking awesome... she's hot, smart and concieted for doing this.

by hande October 23, 2004

Uncle Hander's Workshop

That special place in your memory where your perverted uncle first introduced you to a good old fashioned hand job.

To this day I have never forgotten Uncle Hander's Workshop. I'm gonna have to rub one out.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017

handled his baggage

The unusual sex acts performed by a jail-bait male prostitute upon the wrinkled, warty genitals of a closeted and heterosexually married gay man (who is loudly homophobic and sanctimonious in public).

See: Hiking in Appalachia

Dr George Rekers, co-founder of the Family Research Council, an organization that promotes reparative therapy for gay teenagers has been exposed as hiring a male prostitute to entertain him while on vacation. Dr Rekers claims the young man was simply a "travel assistant" who "handled his baggage".

by La Reina de la Noche May 6, 2010

Hander

Slang for a hand job. A handy. A hander.

Can wait to get home, my room mate is going to give me a Hander.

Yo bitch! How much for a hander?

My balls are rocked. She gave me a rough handers.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017