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Lottery Hair

Lottery Hair is the term applied to women who quickly attempt to transform themselves in to Dolly Parton shortly after winning the PowerBall. This generally involves an ill-fated trip to the local beauty salon, where the results are often socially catastrophic.
For example,BobbiJo says:
"Shazam! Donna sure does look purty since she won the Scratch Off's. Look how Darryl and Billy Joe are pawin' all over her!"
And Tim responds:
"Aw hell, anybody can see it's just her Lottery Hair. She's still got an ass the size of a double-wide."
by whatthefarm March 14, 2008
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party hair

Unruly hair that makes it look like the person has a party on their head. Often used to describe thick and long hair. Bares a very close resemblance to the term bed head.
I saw Mitch the other day. That guy has such party hair.
by PartyHair January 24, 2009
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toe hair

Hair considered manly on a man but even manlier on a woman.
Tara was sick of being turned down by fellow lesbians so she stopped shaving her toe hair.
by dorothythefirst October 8, 2009
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Hair chameleon

A person who changes the color of their hair frequently
I didn't even notice Sally today because her hair is brown now, she is a total hair chameleon.
by thecharles September 22, 2007
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habrotat

The area or enviroment where a "bro" or community of "bros" naturally lives or occurs
Hey Tim, this party is lame. Let's bring some babes back to the habrotat.
by J. Valentine May 6, 2007
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Hair Doll

When a guy is obsessed with a girl and collects her individual hairs that have fallen out to comprise a "hair doll".
The guy collects enough hair to make a small person/figure out of hair.

The name of the hair doll can simply be "Hair Doll" or often is named after the girl being stalked. Also, prefixes are often added to the girls name. For example, if the girls name is Molly, the name of the hair doll could be Lil' Molly or Miss Molly.
by snakeonthelake May 11, 2011
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Hair game

Having a hairstyle that looks incredibly dope and cannot be competed against: your hair game is SO DAMN STRONG
Bob was having a shit day until he looked in the mirror and realised his curls were perfect- his hair game was strong and he could now take on the world. The end.
by Everafter November 8, 2014
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