Lottery Hair is the term applied to women who quickly attempt to transform themselves in to Dolly Parton shortly after winning the PowerBall. This generally involves an ill-fated trip to the local beauty salon, where the results are often socially catastrophic.
For example,BobbiJo says:
"Shazam! Donna sure does look purty since she won the Scratch Off's. Look how Darryl and Billy Joe are pawin' all over her!"
And Tim responds:
"Aw hell, anybody can see it's just her Lottery Hair. She's still got an ass the size of a double-wide."
"Shazam! Donna sure does look purty since she won the Scratch Off's. Look how Darryl and Billy Joe are pawin' all over her!"
And Tim responds:
"Aw hell, anybody can see it's just her Lottery Hair. She's still got an ass the size of a double-wide."
by whatthefarm March 14, 2008
Get the Lottery Hair mug.Unruly hair that makes it look like the person has a party on their head. Often used to describe thick and long hair. Bares a very close resemblance to the term bed head.
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Get the habrotat mug.When a guy is obsessed with a girl and collects her individual hairs that have fallen out to comprise a "hair doll".
The guy collects enough hair to make a small person/figure out of hair.
The name of the hair doll can simply be "Hair Doll" or often is named after the girl being stalked. Also, prefixes are often added to the girls name. For example, if the girls name is Molly, the name of the hair doll could be Lil' Molly or Miss Molly.
The name of the hair doll can simply be "Hair Doll" or often is named after the girl being stalked. Also, prefixes are often added to the girls name. For example, if the girls name is Molly, the name of the hair doll could be Lil' Molly or Miss Molly.
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Get the Hair Doll mug.Having a hairstyle that looks incredibly dope and cannot be competed against: your hair game is SO DAMN STRONG
Bob was having a shit day until he looked in the mirror and realised his curls were perfect- his hair game was strong and he could now take on the world. The end.
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