homework

An act of self pleasure. Often with pornography

Drew: Done much homework lately

Riley: No, As i have no penis

by Drewbourgeois January 6, 2007

homework

1. Something ELSE for teenagers to whine about, as if they needed anything more.

2. Work given by teachers to be completed outside the classroom, intended to reinforce learning so the ungrateful little fuckers might actually learn something instead of spending all their time talking on the phone about who screwed who or participating in worthless extra-curricular activities such as football and cheerleading.

Stop adding idiotic definitions here, shut the fuck up, and go do your fucking homework.

by Abudoobie January 10, 2006

Homework

A term used by bros to bring attention to a highly unattractive ass in the vicinity whose owner is in hearing range. The term is generally simply shouted in a one-word sentence.

*Unattractive girl walks by*

Bro 1: HOMEWORK!

*Bro 2's attention is brought to the unattractive girl*

Bro 2: AUGHH!

by Lolsonmyballz July 6, 2011

Homework

I wish you were homework so I could lay you on that desk and do ya(;

Desk, homework

by HahahahahHehe September 17, 2011

homework

The thing that chumps complain about because they want to play video games instead. It never really takes that long to do, but idiots let it pile up until the last minute then whine about how their free thought is suppressed by it, or some crap. The idiots then come up with a shitty excuse for why they didn't do it. The excuse is totally lame because the idiot's brain was fried by the sudden need to think.

Bob: "Dude, man, let me copy your homework for math that's due today."

Jim: "I don't even take the same class as you."

Bob: "Really? You were in a dream I was having in that class yesterday."

Jim: "You're retarded."

by Lazy People October 3, 2009

homework

a method of wooing someone

"how'z is goin' - if you done your homework, you should be good and in"

by The Mamma with the Quan December 11, 2007

Homework

A shit thing that gives every single students a bad dream, horrible memory, much stress and wasted time, given by idiot teachers that tells too much rubbish in class that makes everyone sleep.

Homework is bad.
There is a lot of homework left to do, so I cannot talk to you mom...

by JasonFong127 March 12, 2017