hamelton

He is very energetic and unsure about things, he is also a pothead

Oh look quit being a hamelton!

by Xxsniperwolf October 11, 2019

Richard Hamiliton

NBA champion who is known for his tremendous speed and ability to hit the mid range jump shot. Wheres a mask because of the numerous nose injuries.

Richard Hamiliton is the fastest player in the leauge.

by whatever ur mother March 3, 2006

Hamiltoe

It's when you are having sex with your partner and you put your foot in their sock and then grab their credit card.

Dude! It's all good to hit the mall today since I Hamiltoed my man last night!

by la pirata August 24, 2009

hamiltoned

A term named after the rapper Charles Hamilton, this can refer to either a singular or series of unlucky events for the particular person in question. It can run the gamut from something breaking down into a misunderstanding where one pisses off another person unintentionally and gets snuffed in the process, or doing something where one can have the entire population of a particular territory ready to take turns kicking the one being hamiltoned's ass.

It can also lead to that person's disappearance after a series of these unlucky events.

"I had a bad day at the office today. I got told to fuck off by my boss, Pam in accounting is threatening me with a sexual harassment lawsuit, and Chaz won't stop fucking sending me YouTube videos that were funny a year ago. Oh, and Michael sucker punched me when I was heading out on my lunch break! I got hamiltoned today, fml!"

"Charles Hamilton first got punched in the face on camera by his girlfriend, then had the entire community of the Detroit rap scene ready to lay the smackdown on him after a random series of events involving J Dilla. After dropping off the face of the Earth, it was safe to assume that he got hamiltoned."

by HellBoy3K September 10, 2009

Hamiltonating

tr.v: 1. The act of delegating many tasks to those you supervise, and then sitting in your office for the whole day thinking about playing Everquest 2 instead of doing any real work yourself.

Brian: 'Have you seen the M.O.D?'

Chet: 'Yea, he's in the office Hamiltonating.'

Brain: God, that guy is a slacker.

by bobaganootch February 24, 2005

hamiltoe

when you walk down the street and see a hooker and boot her in the hamiltoe

a everyday thing in the hood seeing that hooker and her hamiltoe

by joe johns September 29, 2009

Hamiltonian

An ignorant loose interpretative view of the Constitution, as Alexander Hamilton had.

Hillary Clinton wants to ban guns from America because she's the devil and has a Hamiltonian view of the constitution.

by TCT March 15, 2008